jes🌾💫🪐

if the boot fits then yeehaw, cowboy

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

i ♥️ our simple life we share

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

Just a PSA for all men out in the world. Please do not tell your wife to call the salvage yard for parts, they don’t know what you’re needing or how to answer my questions. You call, please. Thank you.

[lauren @winonaddict]

happy june 3rd to everyone except luke danes

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

🐛: you’ve changed
🦋: you’re supposed to

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

Boy math is wanting to buy a $50k car but won’t buy a $200 engagement ring

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

Don’t 👏🏼 get 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 pet 👏🏼 if 👏🏼 you 👏🏼cannot 👏🏼 commit 👏🏼 for 👏🏼 10+ 👏🏼years 👏🏼

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

People who talk about you only talk about you because when they talk about themselves no one listens

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

I can’t wait to be on the golf course again drinking my lil drink, touching grass, and watching Payton smack Malone’s house for the 475th time with a golf ball.😋

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING. FINALLY. 🙏🏼🤭🫣🤩🤪

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

iconic

[lauren @winonaddict]

classic emily gilmore moment

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

Some guy asked me what tattoos I had on my arm and I said “a ghost, some trees, a mushroom, and a lava lamp” and another guy said “wow what a trip” and ya know, it is pretty trippy 🤣🤣

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

I just saw a post saying millennials are either baking bread or going to therapy and now I feel attacked but on the bright side I have homemade bread

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

One Christmas I was working at a hotel and I was in the elevator with a guest and I asked “how was your Christmas?” And he said “horrible”.
I have never asked anyone how their Christmas was since bc that was a long elevator ride.

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

@kcrich508 Working at a salvage yard has opened up a whole new world of stupidity for me

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

Guy calls looking for tires for his Chevy, I take him out to go look at tires on a Ford and he says “Will these work? Mine is a Chevy and this is a Ford.”
Yes, my guy. They are the same size tires you have on your truck. They will work.

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

Can we got back to $30 tattoos? I miss those days

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

happy 1st of december! <3❄️

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

the gilmore girls celebrating thanksgiving right

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

All of the Charlie Browns, Rudolph, and Frosty should be free to watch. I pay taxes. I deserve classics.