Jeska Elaine

International Flight Attendant • YYZ • ✈🌎️💄💁🏼

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

and for the rando fans from Canada @allyphillips55 @kbheartslax

[@NotLSGirlsLax @notlsgirlslax]

Welcome to Not LS Girls Lax! Stay tuned for game updates for parents who don't love their kids enough to go to games.

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

Minister @Bill_Morneau, along with every other minister, thanks a list of deserving profession (and they are deserving, I agree!) Have yet to hear one acknowledging flight crew bringing hundreds of ppl home with no protective equipment, then being shunned in their communities.

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

It bothers me more than it should that @Wealthsimple spelled Niagara Falls wrong in their commercial...

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

me: “i finished tidying up”

my bf: *looks around pointedly*

me: “the show, not the apartment”🙄

#tidyingupwithmariekondo

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

@STXwlax Helllllp, two weeks into fall ball with a new stick and... a cracked head makes ground balls impossible and this Cruxi illegal😭😒💸

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

this is your brain: 🙂

this is your brain sorting your entire apartment into keep/donate piles: 🙃

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

I have never been so excited for a half-time show in my life. What could they possibly have planned to top that opener?? #NBAAllStar2018

[Gabe Ikard @GabeIkard]

That “Happy Birthday Mr. President” version of the national anthem was the perfect ending to the most bizarre introduction ever.
#NBAAllstar2018

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

I am NEVER missing the #NBAAllStarGame again...

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

Did she just....did she just lick the microphone? #StarSpangled #Fergie #NBAAllStar2018

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

“Please welcome to sing Oh Canada... Bare NEKKID Ladies...” #truestory #NBAAllStar

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

@YahooSports Didn’t even get Will Smith...

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

Only still watching to see how low this awful rabbit hole goes... #NBAAllStar

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

too many girls out there are not reaching their full potential

too many girls don’t understand just how far they can go

TOO MANY girls are putting on lipstick WELL inside their true lip line

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

surely there’s a benchwarmer on Alabama’s soccer team who could get this done

#NationalChampionship

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

@realDonaldTrump 💯 did not know the words to the star-spangled banner. he definitely sang bleeb bloob at one point. #CFBNationalChampionship #cfb #Bama #Georgia

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

First-time @BachelorABC viewer here🙋‍♀️ & anyone who said they can’t make #LordOfTheFlies with all-girls has never seen this show.

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

k who was dreaming of a white Christmas? who did this?

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

@danielsamueljr you found it🙈🙈🙈 https://t.co/zysux1EKt5

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

Just accidentally replied-all to an email with "neat-o". Gonna go die in a hole now.

[Jeska Elaine @jesker_]

Actually tho 2017 can suck it.

2018 my jam https://t.co/GbRIuv6cLh

[Katie @psychogf_]

I swear I took so many L’s in 2017 that I’ll be going into the new year completely unphased. There’s nothing that life can throw at me now that I can’t handle.