Je§♡

good vibes

[Je§♡ @jesleigh27]

The amount of times I zone out while driving is a lil terrifying

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

The Aaron Rodgers debacle, coupled with recent comments from celebrities ill-informed about vaccination, is a reminder to quit treating athletes, actors and influencers as role models. Pick a scientist, a doctor, or a teacher instead. You’ll wind up smarter.

[Paul Holes @PaulHoles]

I'm excited to announce UNMASKED: My Life Solving America's Cold Cases, coming April 2022 from @CeladonBooks. This is an incredibly personal memoir and a look inside some of my most notorious cases. Available to pre-order now: https://t.co/YoZYKlb1QV

[Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane]

A message from Stewie and Brian:

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

The older you get, the more you relate to Michael Scott.

[YOU @YouNetflix]

certified lover boy

[YOU @YouNetflix]

they never should have???

[wingtip @itswingtip]

yeah so pfizer is more of a body high and moderna’s a little heady and better for like creativity and studying

[Rubi Rose @RubiRose]

A sugar daddy would be nice

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Progressive therapists are the BEST. Told mine I was thinking of trying ketamine for depression and she suggested microdosing mushrooms instead AND gave me the # to a guy who does it. Yay mental health!

[Je§♡ @jesleigh27]

Me: Wondering why I have an extra hundred bucks this month
Also me: Completely forgetting to pay the hydro bill 🙃🙃🙃

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

We lost a legend. RIP Elvis. We'll miss you.

Thank you, MFM Animated.

[Je§♡ @jesleigh27]

Yes, I'm an adult. And yes, I still love @fruitrollups

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

You might never be happy with the way you look right now, but you’ll always say “I wish I knew how good I looked” when you see a photo of yourself in the future. So try to be your future self now, ok?

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Don't be afraid of Covid?! Tell that to the families of the 210,000 Americans it's killed, you psychopathic narcissist.

[YOU @YouNetflix]

it’s always spooky szn over here

[Je§♡ @jesleigh27]

Me realizing I need to pack up my cute summer dresses: 😭😭😭

Me realizing that this means I get to unpack my cozy sweaters: ☺️☺️☺️

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Lol dudes will scream “slob on my knob” word for word and crying abt WAP ���� bye lil boy

[Jay 🦔 @JayyKess]

Schools are saying “we can’t enforce mask wearing” as if they haven’t enforced girls to cover up for decades

[Nikita Dragun @NikitaDragun]

dear karma,
do ur thing girl.