Jeslie

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@iamiris Yes

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The Atlanta shooter blamed a specific race of people for his problems, and then murdered them because of it. If that’s not racism, then the word has no meaning.

[Jeslie @jesliec]

If you like having the ability to perform simple tasks like bending over to pick things up off the ground, don’t get pregnant. #thirdtrimester #lifeadvice

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@iamiris Omg. YES!

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@EricTrump B

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@TMZ @jccuaresma

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@iamiris Ooooh! Post your findings when you’re finished, please.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

To those who are lucky enough to have a partner during this, please remember to check in on your single friends to tell them how much you are actually fighting

[Kristen Clarke @KristenClarkeJD]

Roger Stone. Found guilty by a jury on 7 federal criminal counts. No jail time.

Kalief Browder. Accused of stealing a backpack. Couldn’t post bail. Spent 3 years at Riker’s awaiting trial. Ultimately committed suicide after released.

We have two justice systems in our country.

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

A flag is a symbol.
A mask is a protective garment.
Not the other way around.

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@samttaggart @jccuaresma 😆

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@JToddSC 🤣

[Jeslie @jesliec]

We don’t leave pancakes in chairs. Go get your pancake. #thingsyousaytoyourtoddler

[Jeslie @jesliec]

My two-year old got angry at me this morning because he couldn’t grab the moon. #terribletwos

[Jeslie @jesliec]

No one gives zero Fs more than my 2-year old.

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@jcc_todd @jccuaresma @jcc_todd you’re on Twitter?!

[Jeslie @jesliec]

@jccuaresma How are you holding paper?!

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I’m gonna say it. The nose emoji sux 👃🏼

[Jeslie @jesliec]

I don’t think Frozen is that great of a movie. #UnpopularOpinion

[Jeslie @jesliec]

Can we just vote Alabama off or something?