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[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Si España gana su segunda Copa del Mundo el próximo domingo sortearé MIL QUINIENTOS DÓLARES (1500$) entre todos los seguidores que hagan RT.

[Capitán General de los Tercios @capTercio]

Mujer musulmana en un taxi:
"Disculpe, ¿podría apagar la música?"
Taxista: "¿Por qué?"
-"La música es haram (prohibida)."
-"¿Por qué es haram?"
-"Porque en la época del profeta Mahoma no había música."
El taxista apaga la música, avanza unos metros y para el coche:
-"Muy bien, ahora bájese".
-"¿Por qué? Aún no hemos llegado."
-"Porque en la época del profeta Mahoma tampoco había taxis. Espere a que un camello la recoja."

[B9 @Boluwatiiffee]

🚨England Manager Thomas Tuchel on Jude Bellingham’s approach to Messi:

🎙️Reporter: “Thomas, what did you make of Jude Bellingham’s approach to Messi during the match?”

🗣️Thomas Tuchel: “I told Jude afterwards that this wasn’t smart. You can’t challenge Messi in that provocative way. You can’t wake the beast in him and expect nothing to happen. The moment you give him that extra motivation, he’ll punish you. That’s exactly what we saw. Against players like Messi, sometimes the smartest thing you can do is stay disciplined and not give them a reason to raise their level.”

[Informe Orwell @InformeOrwell]

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA | El Secretario de Estado Marco Rubio anunció una ofensiva formal de Estados Unidos para desmantelar la Corte Penal Internacional, en lo que representa uno de los movimientos más audaces de la administración Trump en materia de política exterior y soberanía nacional.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Marc André ter Stegen and Ajax, deal happening as expected. 🔜

[Observatorio ALMA📡 @ALMAObs_esp]

✨¡La explosión de una estrella dio nacimiento a muchas otras!
📡ALMA descubre cunas estelares químicamente ricas dentro de un remanente de supernova.
https://t.co/tpqTOpwUOq
📷: Representación artística de núcleos calientes.

[Informe Orwell @InformeOrwell]

🚨 En Bogotá, un hombre que iba vestido como piloto fue capturado con 10 kilos de cocaina adherida a su cuerpo.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Leandro Trossard to Besiktas, here we go! Deal approved right now by Belgian winger.

Arsenal receive €18m plus €2m add-ons as #AFC already accepted terms last week.

Trossard will be in Istanbul tomorrow night for medical and contract signing. 🦅

[MisterChip (Alexis) @2010MisterChip]

Si España se clasifica para la final de la Copa del Mundo sortearé MIL DÓLARES entre todos los seguidores que hagan RT.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona agree deal to sign Karim Adeyemi, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔴

Deal agreed club to club for €22m plus €7m add-ons based on title winning and also appearances.

Adeyemi only wanted Barça and will sign a five year deal in blaugrana. 💥🇩🇪

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇩🇪 BREAKING: Jürgen Klopp as new Germany head coach, here we go! 💥

Klopp has accepted to take over; long term contract details, project and RB Group exit still under discussion, but he will be the new head coach.

RB considered Glasner as replacement but he signs at #NFFC.

Klopp is back.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💥🇦🇷 Lionel Messi breaks another record as he becomes the FIRST PLAYER EVER to score in 7 consecutive World Cup games.

Perfect free kick. 🎨

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚒️🇻🇪 West Ham confirm they sign Venezuela international winger Keiber Lamadrid from Deportivo La Guaira.

[Informa Cosmos @InformaCosmos]

La increíble estrella plumosa nadando en el océano es un fascinante animal crinoide y un fósil viviente que habita la Tierra desde hace 480 millones de años

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⭐️ OFFICIAL: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia wins UEFA Player of the Season for the Champions League 2025/26!

17 G/A in 16 games. More goals contributions than games.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Serie A winners: Inter 🏆

#UCL

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Como have qualified for Champions League for the first time in their history! 🇪🇺

Incredible achievement for the club.

[U.S. Southern Command @Southcom]

Additional imagery of Gen. Donovan's visit to Caracas, Venezuela today.

[Observatorio ALMA📡 @ALMAObs_esp]

📡"Mastodontes hambrientos": Descubren dos agujeros negros supermasivos "creciendo juntos" en una galaxia en formación" Estamos en Megatiempo de @meganoticiascl
https://t.co/z5c4TjWe9l