Jesper Hills

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[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@FFGOP So you’ve effectively banned Boba Fett, the flagship Scum pilot, from the first premier X-Wing 2.0 tournament. Brilliant 😕

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

You had one job, Eyal. One job. #LoveIsland #JusticeForKendall

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@DCR106 Xīn nián kuài lè!! xx

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@VirginTrains Best method of getting to Liverpool today? Had a 13:07 ticket from Euston.

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Literally no human on this planet deserves somebody as wonderful as Camilla. #LoveIsland #MuggyJonny

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@LouiseEllman Good for you. Keep it up.

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@BenPBradshaw @UKLabour @labourwhips I'm very saddened. Those 48% who voted Remain need you now more than ever. Where is our representation?

[Kate @kwiinnccee]

Only time I've seen @jesperhills cry is at the end of Furious 7 https://t.co/Voyk8bUdfl

[Julian Borger @julianborger]

Donald Trump's nuclear launch codes have now been activated

[asmodeeUK @AsmodeeUK]

UK Games Expo will play host to the first ever O-Fish-Al 'Hey That's My Fish!' Galactic Championship next year! https://t.co/rXzKTvXFu3

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Just want to send a massive thanks to @Wayfair customer services for sorting out a faster shipping turnaround time; much appreciated!

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Five years later. Still here. Maybe tomorrow will be the day I can finally use Xcode.

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Huge thanks to Francesca and Sarah of @van_girls for the friendliest, fastest and most efficient removals service I've ever had. Great job!

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Can't even describe the sadness and disappointment on display in the @sainsburys lunch aisle yesterday. #MealDealGate

[Richard Duggan @RJKDuggan]

Planning on boycotting @sainsburys for lunch until they revise their APPALLING new meal deal range #MealDeal

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@NatWest_Help Brilliant first impressions from a new customer.

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Except, @NatWest_Help (New Malden branch) who sort opening of new account in 20mins, without appointment, an hour before closing. Great job!

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

Frustrated by two different banks all morning, about the needlessly convoluted (and time-consuming) process of opening a new joint account.

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

It's so overbearingly warm on this @SW_Trains carriage that the Evening Standard is literally melting into my arm.

[Jesper Hills @jesperhills]

@RichardPWhite @FFGOP Staying awake until 3am was totally worth it, yes.