tj

worst beer-leaguer in massachusetts + radically optimistic #mnwild fan + undrafted free agent for the #nhlbruins

[tj @jesperwallstead]

i get so depressed off that minnesota wild game

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@weirdnotwild jack hughes is coming to the wild in exchange for a first rounder and five hundred meatballs

[tj @jesperwallstead]

i might start posting about phoebe bridgers and You Can’t Stop Me

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@weenreeno reporting for duty and listening to lost boys 🫡

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@MNnicee the minnesota wild logo enchanted me at age eight and the rest is history

[mikayla @mikaylaaaa777]

once you hit age 30 the minnesota wild take you in

[tj @jesperwallstead]

me last week

[Connor McDavid @cmcdavid97]

Ya U could say I'm worried to get y wisdom teeth out today

[tj @jesperwallstead]

“can connor bedard be loved?” that’s frankly none of your business. stop asking silly questions.

[tj @jesperwallstead]

crazy how the m in michael mccarron stands for minnesota

[beep @bopuut]

i am solving our problems if nobody else will

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@weenreeno tyler toffoli you will always be famous to me

[tj @jesperwallstead]

once you hit age 22 on the san jose sharks mike grier takes you out back and shoots you

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@Podnip_ oh no thank you!

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@brumoon142321 21 feels like wishful thinking with the way they’re headed

[tj @jesperwallstead]

will any singular player on the san jose sharks be old enough to rent a car

[tj @jesperwallstead]

and while we’re at it, welcome to minnesota macklin celebrini. you were the 1c we were searching for all along!

[tj @jesperwallstead]

@paigeosaurusrx hmm this is a good thought

[tj @jesperwallstead]

nhl trades be like we’ll give you jesus christ in exchange for a fourteen year old and some dryer lint

[tj @jesperwallstead]

william eklund is too beautiful to live in ottawa

[tj @jesperwallstead]

st. louis, considering how soul tied i am with the springfield thunderbirds, i must become more familiar with your game

[PepeYanks @Pepe_Yanks]

As of yesterday, both the AHL and ECHL affiliates of the St. Louis Blues are located in Massachusetts.

Hockey.

[tj @jesperwallstead]

it’s always so funny to me that at this point most players in the league grew up wearing neck guards and then took the off once they got to the nhl. like brotha what put it back on