smitty werbenjagermanjensen

formerly #1

[smitty werbenjagermanjensen @jess2362]

I hope when robots take over the world that my refrigerator is still ok

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Thank you Kings Kaleidoscope for spending 2,151 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/vYD1agbL6l

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Only one oven? If the food you’re making is waterproof you can cook it in the dishwasher. #lifehack

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which George

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which George is etched in your brain

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when ur playing catan and u accidentally say “longest army” instead of “largest army”

[smitty werbenjagermanjensen @jess2362]

I’m a veggietales kid. Today I realized I lived my whole life pretending to know what collared greens are.

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https://t.co/yRU01UrfOR

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

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7-leaf clover
RT for good luck or somethn

[croki zee 🐊 @zxkkss]

i-

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

why is ACDC deciding this stuff

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https://t.co/yRU01UrfOR

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@SpongeBob “I’m ready” but make it doodlebob

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I can NOT believe I was today years old when I found out in the city you can flush the toilet and run sink water during a power outage 😭😭😭

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

gluteus maximus

[smitty werbenjagermanjensen @jess2362]

@SpongeBob Technically tho

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@SpongeBob Today’s the big day, Gary

[Noah Herrin @NoahHerrin]

If the devil keeps bringing up your past...

Be encouraged.

He’s running out of NEW material.

[smitty werbenjagermanjensen @jess2362]

I’m a veggietales kid. Today I realized I lived my whole life pretending to know what collared greens are.

[smitty werbenjagermanjensen @jess2362]

@Michael_Glenn