Jess Clark

I write the things.

[NSW Police Force @nswpolice]

BREAKING NEWS: Missing three-year-old boy Anthony ‘AJ’ Elfalak has been located a short time ago. He is yet to be assessed by NSW Ambulance paramedics. More info to come.

[Jess Clark @jess__clark]

If Emily isn’t speaking French then neither am I ...

[Netflix @netflix]

Friendly reminder Emily in Paris is supposed to be pronounced with a French accent so 'Emily' and 'Paris' rhyme

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Dear @realDonaldTrump - you accidentally deleted this tweet about Poles

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Lauren Tomasi @LaurenTomasi]

The big dog @MargieMcLew showing the youngins how it’s done. #journalising
@PeterOverton @MarkWBurrows @DamoNews @9NewsSyd

[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

The United States is being rocked by an explosion of violence and anger.

Crowds have taken over the city of Minneapolis - as payback for the death of an unarmed black man at the hands of police. @TimArvier9 #9News

[Sophie Walsh @sophie_walsh9]

BREAKING: Boris Johnson brushes his hair for the first time...ever 💁🏼

[Jess Clark @jess__clark]

Why... does it have a motorbike.... ?

[masanip @masaanip]

Ini pasti monyetnya tukang ribut di sekolah

[Jess Clark @jess__clark]

The suspense of Hudson’s tooth falling out is killing me 😂 @GuySebastian #HomeFront

[Shane Fitzsimmons @ShaneFitzAU]

Over 35yrs with #NSWRFS, been a huge part of my life & it's truly been an honour to serve as Commissioner for 12+yrs now.
My heartfelt thanks to all RFS members & their supporters.
I look forward to continuing to serve NSW in my new role as Commissioner Resilience.
Thank you

[Lisa Fernandez @lisa_fernandez]

Stop panic buying!!!
FFS. If everyone buys as they normally do there’ll be enough to go around.

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

#ALERT: The Prime Minister is providing an update on COVID-19. #AusPol #9News https://t.co/G7V7OPhaPP

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

#BREAKING: State and Federal Government to release advice to cancel ALL public gatherings of over 500 people. @CUhlmann #9News

[Damian Ryan @DamoNews]

Breaking 14 new cases in NSW of Coronavirus in one day ..the sharpest spike yet .. The government is set to act stay tuned @9NewsSyd

[Emma Partridge @em_partridge]

#BREAKING A THIRD teenager has been arrested at Tomakin near Batemans Bay in relation to the death of father-of-three Peter Keeley. @9NewsSyd

[Damian Ryan @DamoNews]

Anthony Sampieri sentenced to life imprisonment for sexual assault of 7 year old girl in Kogarah toilet @9NewsSyd

[Emma Partridge @em_partridge]

🚨NERD ALERT🚨 After spending many years in Central Local Court, it was ridiculously exciting to check what goes on underneath...

[Emma Partridge @em_partridge]

Merry Christmas to all the @NSWRFS volunteers and every legend working today. Some of the blokes from Hill Top rural fire brigade even volunteered to do my job!