a regular guy

i was born asleep • she/her

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

amtrak rocks in theory but then people are on the train with you

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

the degree to which I am fucking around has me terrified to find out

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

wondering why they always need to do jurassic park missions in the pouring rain. can it not wait

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

the corporate girlies LOVE eating a tiny cup of chobani for breakfast. what is that about

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

moving in with my girlfriend during pride month? oh the icons that we are

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

@kamini_anbil I don’t like its energy and that’s that on that

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

@dragonOG666 omg! high compliments

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

drag queens aren’t turning your kids gay but boygenius is

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

@b00tleg_N1kes this one really makes you think

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

the number of times my own father sends me to voicemail should be classed as child abuse (im 27)

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

ballet flats in the workplace are an epidemic

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

@b00tleg_N1kes so what is the truth ……………….. much to think about

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

summer rain in the city actually smells like old pizza, beer, and trash trucks. where is this refreshing scent of which you speak

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

@b00tleg_N1kes that sounds like something that someone who actually led the “how to cope with getting no bitches” panel would say. but i wouldn’t know, they refused to invite me on account of the sheer volume of bitches i get and have gotten

[Grace @gracecamille_]

The best thing about being a woman? Hmm… I would have to say the prerogative to have a little fun

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

unfortunately the bagel shop that sells out by 9 am is actually very good

[a regular guy @jess_a_minute]

something about me is im a sandwich bitch