jess ballantyne

cheers.

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

So proud of @Pshark14 !

[The Aggship @TheAggship]

It's launch day, and we're so excited to announce The Aggship's partnership with @shopcrofter (from our own @Pshark14), your new source for gear made to last and priced for all to enjoy. Details: https://t.co/sOuCW23SrG

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

I’m incredibly grateful and excited to introduce Crofter.

I can’t wait to tell you more, but for now, please check out https://t.co/BFZWrRkSA7 and @shopcrofter and let me know what you think. I really hope you enjoy.

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

Eating pizza and making @jess_b16 watch Mitch Herberg compilations on YouTube. I really had no idea it could get this good.

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

@Pshark14 @TheBobbyNash My b

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

Okay time for a funny @jess_b16 story.

She skimmed over her commencement invitation at first and thought the speaker was @TheBobbyNash, and knowing I’m a big Bobby Nash fan, she was stoked to tell me that he’d be speaking at her graduation.

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

@Pshark14 @RickHeaton32 It was so fun to sit next to her!! She’s the best.

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

@Pshark14 Love you!!!

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

Congratulations to the class of 2026, especially @jess_b16!

#AggiesAllTheWay

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

I think Aggies are good at basketball

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

FINAL

9. #WinningTeam: 86
8. Villanova: 76

#AggiesAllTheWay #ShowMe

#MarchMadness

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

She’s right at the intersection of ball knowledge and not caring, so she’ll say something like “Ryan Odom’s Virginia gets this one” or “the fake Aggies can’t score on the Saint Mary’s defense.”

Then two seconds later, she’ll pick a matchup because “the colors would be pretty.”

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

Watching @jess_b16 fill out a bracket is absolute cinema.

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

Well I guess I won’t be doing that!

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

@Pshark14 Goodbye you stress me out hahaha

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

@BullSheetAlumni @Pshark14 My thoughts exactly hahaha

[jess ballantyne @jess_b16]

@Pshark14 @ts20designs @spencerand3rson If you go, I’m getting in the car right now and meeting you there for dinner

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

#InvestInWomensSports

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

📷

[Natalie Baker @baker_natalie1]

Take this survey to share your thoughts on USU student section changes in the Spectrum!
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[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

I built a tool that uses a weighted win-loss record to determine a team’s probability of winning its conference tournament based on correlated results.

Not surprisingly, Utah State is the favorite in the Mountain West.

#AggiesAllTheWay #USUMBB #MWMBB

https://t.co/hen6PzSeg1

[parker ballantyne @Pshark14]

I can’t believe I missed this at first, but I’m so glad I eventually noticed that in the background of Elise Livingston obliterating a defender, Big Blue has decided that a handstand is the optimal viewing angle for Aggie hoops.