Jessica Cinnamon

wannabe funny guy

[melissa 🐇 @glockinmyspiel]

Rip grandma this 5 day bender is for you

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

Gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Mitch McConnell

[Kristen @Kica333]

Sorry I’m late. I was trying to wash my hands at an automatic sink that wouldn’t turn on.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Bruh those Aren’t compulsions they’re Important Steps in my Mission

[۟ @catlover1739]

i miss laughing and spending time together with you. we were supposed to watch that movie together.

[lesbian father figure 🌓🧜🏼‍♀️ @moonmerm4id]

this is gonna cause a gay awakening for so many small town country girls. this is like when kacey musgraves dropped follow your arrow in 2013

[Elii ⸆⸉ 💍 @endlcssfebruary]

Not now sweetie Taylor swift is getting married today

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

if you see me double fisting beers and hotdogs on saturday please know I’m celebrating beer and hotdogs and not this black mirror episode of a country

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Coffee mug: “NOT dishwasher safe”

Me: you'll be fine, just do your best in there.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[Drew Davenport @DrewDavenportFF]

How the Salem Witch Trials started

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Netflix, chill, and refill our pill organizers?

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Boobs on the Ground Journalism

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Does anyone want to go to the Beach with me and dig a Big Ass Hole

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I work in mysterious ways but mostly I don't work.