Jessica Crumpton

29. Capricorn. Mom. Fiancé. Educator of the tiny humans.

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

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[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

A big fat too bad so sad goes out to to the person who just attempted to use my debit card… I had already noticed I lost it and your transaction was DECLINED my friend. Have the day you deserve 😊

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Can’t hear my 15 month old son start to get nervous and come looking for me the second I leave the room without my heart breaking for poor baby Jailyn.

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

I stay checking my fiancé’s location while he’s at work like it’s gonna make him magically get home faster 😂

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Binged Firefly Lane and it just absolutely tore up my heart

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

It’s the fact that @mockingbird_us isn’t even offering a refund on their defective product ..,,

[fbz @fbz]

this is some seriously dodgy stuff Mockingbird. i want my money back. some plastic clip is not going to cut it. (yes my stroller is part of the recall)

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

@mockingbird_us I’m in the same position and got a response that your “AIM” is to ship out kits within 1-2 weeks. Do better. Way better.

[David DMoney @dmoneyownz]

@mockingbird_us So as a concerned parent who uses this stroller daily, what am I expected to do for transporting my children while I “stop using my stroller” until the part is received? This is very disruptive and seems like it forces me to buy additional strollers in the interim. Help please.

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

The way I’ve just been sick since back to school… 👎🏼

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

I’m straight up just not okay today.

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

And once again imma say.. FUCKKKKK @TMobile

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Dreamt of an outfit I wanted to wear to school today…. Too bad I don’t actually own the shirt I dreamt up…

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Feelin dumb. Hate still caring about someone who had no problem walking out of my life at the most meaningful time

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Too true

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Keep dreaming my son has been born and then I wake up still pregnant. Granted I’ll take it over the thousands of times I dreamt I had a child and woke up not pregnant…. I’m just impatient 😅

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

@TMobileHelp Fuck y’all and your shitty ass scammin ass of a company

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Switching to @TMobile was the worst mistake of my life and now I’m stuck

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Adulthood is so ghetto bc it’s literally always something 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Bro why tf is everyyyyy company full of shit

[Jessica Crumpton @jess_decres]

Pregnancy insomnia is. Just. Not. It. 🤦🏻‍♀️