Jess

[Jess @jess_eger]

@Venti__Poet @Venti Just followed you there as well

[Jess @jess_eger]

#Auroraborealis

[Matt Staab @mattstaab_]

BREAKING: This Kamala Harris ad from 2020 still goes hard. Retweet to ensure every American sees it. https://t.co/PM1SZLcMG7

[Boredwalk @boredwalktees]

Problems that were overblown:

• quicksand
• people offering me drugs
• getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle

Problems I was not sufficiently warned about:

• arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas
• remembering all my passwords
• existential dread

[Jess @jess_eger]

@LindseyShawley @pgh_scanner As a retail manager, he would likely be turned down unless he was buying something. Many places train cashiers to not open a register without a sale

[Jess @jess_eger]

@nursekelsey My niece has posted probably 4 different fundraisers for her daughter. "Kimmie is selling" this or that for school! Kimmie just turned 1 year old, and "she" is fundraising for daycare. This is insane.

[Jess @jess_eger]

@AncientRomans11 Thank you!

[Jess @jess_eger]

Welp, it only took 12 years, but I finally paid off my student loans! Feels so good to see that "paid in full!"

[Jess @jess_eger]

@FedExHelp as an FYI, after waiting 2 days for the package to be picked up and no one coming for it, it was taken and dropped off at the correct house by my husband today

[Jess @jess_eger]

@FedExHelp A package was just dropped off on my porch that is not mine. It's not the right street or house number.

[Jess @jess_eger]

@FedExHelp Message sent!

[TWLOHA @TWLOHA]

The heavy things weighing you down do not make you a burden.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

[Jess @jess_eger]

What are your go-to comfort movies? The ones you can infinitely rewatch and enjoy?

These are (some of) mine:

[Jess @jess_eger]

@nursekelsey I do the onboarding at my workplace and my heart does skip a beat when I look at birth dates on IDs because HOW can I hire someone born in 2007? They are still babies!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i woke up this morning. feeling incredibly motivated. i am going to start a hole-digging club at the park. the goal will not just be. to dig more holes. but to dig better holes

[Jess @jess_eger]

@FugitiveCourier

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

loving you. is like falling asleep. in a warm sunbeam. so easy to do