LL Cool J

You know the burnt-out, washed up college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

You voted against releasing the Epstein list about an hour ago

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So if Donald Trump returns to the USA from the Vatican, aren't we technically letting in a convicted criminal and adjudicated rapist?

I think we should call ICE.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Calling this number every five minutes asking if it’s Dominoes pizza

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

Me after I watched RHOBH s1 e1

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

all these politicians tweeting “he must be stopped”…….. ya, we know!! plz go do it ????

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and decades of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy who hosted a Fox News show like Pete Hegseth is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense?

It’s almost like the GOP is just racist.

[ally @milfsincrime]

i just know kate mckinnons impression of her on snl would have slapped

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you’re upset about Michelle Obama’s decision not to attend Donald Trump’s inauguration, wait until I tell you about the time Donald Trump refused to accept the results of the election he lost, plotted a coup & incited an insurrection before deciding not to attend Joe Biden’s.

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

The United States presidency

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

my new response any time a coworker pisses me off

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Joe Burrow looks like the villain in a teenage motocross rivalry movie

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

If Mr Krabs owned a bar

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

the girls are fighting

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

The flight attendant just broke the news about Vanderpump Rules to our whole flight. People are crying, gasping. Some are cheering. I can’t believe this.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey congrats man i heard trump just appointed you as the director of the department of little bitches

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The Office of Government Efficiency is off to a great start with split leadership: two people to do the work of one person.

Yeah, this seems REALLY efficient.