Jess Hanner

Salus ‘21 🩺 PA-C

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

I like yogurt I just wish we named it better

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

@carli_villa7 I’ve found you can do anything when you’re forced to 😂 (I could also never do natural labor, so)

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

As a working mom, who doesn’t use daycare and rarely has a babysitter, I will confidently scream from the rooftops how badly I wish I could be a SAHM. Sorry but taking care of a baby is 10x easier than working 10 hours in an ER and THEN ALSO coming home to take care of a baby.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

I’m not at all saying that staying home with the baby isn’t hard work. It is. It’s just not even comparable to the days that I wake up, get us both ready and fed, go work at a hectic ass job, then come home and jump straight into dinner/bath/bedtime.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

I really like fall weather, the problem is it lasts two weeks and then it’s just gray and cold for 5 months which is kinda tough to get excited about

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

love that my baby is not even 1 yet & I’m terrified for the day I send him to school because of gun violence

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

Why do people always think stressed out moms want a shower…like nothing is relaxing about having to wash my hair and shave my legs stop offering us showers

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

the way I dance like an absolute GOON for my child to just stare at me but then smile for a random stranger

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

Just ate a blueberry I found in my child’s pant leg.

Motherhood is wild.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

My son just giggled himself to sleep. There is nothing on this earth comparable to the love I feel for him.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

throwing my mcdonald’s trash away in the whole foods parking lot

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

The way I get irrationally excited when people I know are having babies. They are 🌸✨themotherfuckingbest✨🌸

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

Anyway - if you’ve been on TikTok, aka the baby-hating app, and you’re scared kids will ruin your life - here’s your sign that they in fact do not.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

I’ve always wanted more than one kid, but I literally don’t know how I can love anything as much as I love my son.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

He is the most gentle soul I’ve ever met. He brings calm to my chaotic life. He makes me better in every way.

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

@shwaaang you’re about to murder postpartum life 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

can baby clothes companies be so fucking for real. my child will destroy your stupid corduroy overalls cut the shit and gimme the bamboo footies

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

my son is so cute he got me feeling bad for the people in my life who burned their bridges to me bc y’all burned them to him too 🥴

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

thought I was gonna be super anal about what foods my 4 month old will be exposed to as he starts eating solids but then almost gave him a dorito bc it really looked like he wanted it

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

mark my words the next pet i get is a golden retriever i’m serious!!!!!!

[Jess Hanner @jess_hanner]

damn we really all out here with solitaire oval cuts and thin gold bands huh