Jessica Hypes

Mother. Actress. Coffee addict. Sarcastic to a fault. Dogs, wine, & outdoor concerts

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It’s a ruff life for our baby dog, Nicolas Cage

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I forgot how much I loved The Offspring

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Brb, gonna go spend the afternoon buying creepy and unnecessary shit from an antique store

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I hate this weather. It’s sunny now, but when I get off work and go to cut grass, it’ll be pouring the rain. Can I have my winter back already?

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I want to like eggplant, but I just can’t bring myself to eat it. It creeps me out.

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Turned on Pandora “Summer Hits of the 2000s” and hopped in the shower... was forced to listen to Lips of an Angel. Saturday is ruined.

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Erectile dysfunction is a part of God's plan to reduce abortions. We must criminalize the use of Viagra immediately to save us and legislate as much flaccidity as possible.

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Dude, why are curtains so freaking expensive?!

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Saying goodbye to this foster dog this morning was a little rough. We’ll miss you, Hobbes!

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My kid just said he’d like to have tacos for breakfast. He gets it, man.

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Every day is Amazon Prime Day when you have a credit card and no self control...

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Cleaning house.... Figuratively and literally.

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"If they're not an enhancement to your life, they're a hindrance." - Doris Colston (I hear you Grandma, I hear you...)

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@SmuvWhtChocolat ....I don't? Well god dang! Bring on the shitty rap music, then!

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Win Free Tickets to Deep Roots Mountain Revival 2017 https://t.co/RkECQ2AQfo via @WVmtnrevival

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Embracing the insanity that is my life at the moment.

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What's with everyone looking surprised when they take a selfie?

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I know scarves are cool, but is wearing an entire blanket around your neck a thing now? Bc I'm definitely seeing some girls rocking afghans

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I couldn't decide how much garlic bread to make for Oliver and myself so I settled on eight slices. You can never have enough.