Jess McFaul

The skeletons in your closet would like a proper burial...

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@vickycalvin do that.

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@vickycalvin ahhhh.... that is problematic. Drive to my house. I have a bath. And a cat. Baths and then kitty cuddles. Win

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@vickycalvin that is unfortunate. #treatyourself

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@vickycalvin coaxing you out of a bathtub ever.... #lifesbiggeststruggle

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@vickycalvin this just happened today and I can't. I want to cry. It reminded me of when @CalvinGreen_ and I used our 1-on-1 to fix yours

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@vickycalvin you are the only person I know who will accurately understand the level of anxiety this is causing.

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@madsaucoin I am on lorelia's coffee level - if I could have an IV of coffee I would

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

"OMG your eyes arevcreepy right now, did you know they change colours"..Nope. I didn't know that they've changed colours my entire life...

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@madsaucoin the sheer volume of coffee I drink it a day is equivalent to Gilmore girls level... it's too funny when they ask what cup I'm on

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

Annoyance: people who fuck with your head solely for their own enjoyment.

[shonda rhimes @shondarhimes]

"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." -Eleanor Roosevelt

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

This is immensely sad, that woman, and the Muslim community are already so very afraid. https://t.co/gM5xCsnzC8

[McBaŋɠ @TheMcBang]

This is actually so sad https://t.co/QHew4SSO5L

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

This is already terrifying.... https://t.co/p8sYnETvtU

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

America, I beg of you to remember this: you are the "Land of the FREE and the home of the BRAVE". Be brave my friends.

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

I always hear how "the youth don't care about politics".
Sure...tell that to the 20somethings repeatedly refreshing the USA polls right now

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

What the hell is happening in the world... #USAelection2016 #PrayForTheWorld #PrayForUSA

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@abbiroose @DBairPatel you are 150% correct Abbi

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

@DBairPatel I love when you go on twitter and like and reply to everything I tweet. You make me feel so special ❤️

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

I can't decide if my cat loves me or wants to kill me, as she twists around my feet when I am going up and down the stairs.... 😼

[Jess McFaul @jess_mcfaul]

Hi, I'm Jess. My life goals include living on a farm and asking horses to make my decisions for me...