Jessica

wife, mom, teacher, pastoral spouse ✌🏼

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

I'm so tired of seeing BB and GenX saying "in my time we didn't do 'xyz' and how did we survive?" ...not everyone did survive, that's why things have changed. Rearface, vaccinate, cut the dang grapes.

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

I bought my daughter a tomagotchi for her birthday. It’s been less than an hour and she’s already frustrated, yelled “again?!” Several times, and doesn’t know what it wants. Welcome to motherhood kid, it’s rough out here.

[Ted @trom771]

Feels like a good time to mention that the DOJ has a 99.6% conviction rate in federal cases.

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

This is going to be ✨ stressful ✨

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Wake up, it’s NFC CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 😤

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Decent company for Mr. Messi.

🐐 @CarliLloyd

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

Teaching elementary be like : having your lunch ruined by a vomiting child for the second time in a week and it’s only Wednesday 😫

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

Add to the list of things I wasn’t prepared to answer as a parent: “Mama, why is breath so wet?” 🤢

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

@veauxxo 👀 I’ve watched so many times and I have always been so swept up in the Gilmore Girl world that I didn’t notice.

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

@leadSU The middle one looks like WALL-E

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

BRYCE BOMB

WORLD SERIES EDITION

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

The grease didn’t work 😂

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.

#RedOctober

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

PHILS GO TO THE WORLD SERIES!!!

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

If you don’t know what crisco, Cottman & Frankford, and winning have in common, you’re not from Philly.

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

Sleeping in as a parent comes at the cost of waking up to your 5yo saying “Mama, I found this money, and I ate 16 strawberries!”

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

@myupwardlook Spiked a fever and throwing up. ER visit now. Please continue praying. 🙏🏼😢

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

@myupwardlook Thank you!!! His temp just read normal and he stayed awake for 4 straight hours for the first time since Sunday. Amen! 🙌🏼

[Jessica @jess_pieretti]

Seeing your baby sick is probably the absolute worst feeling in the world.