Jessica

I only come here to see content before it gets memed

[Jessica @jess_shazz]

@rilxyyyyy I don't think the tickets exist xo

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Under 1500 in the queue for Charli xcx but somehow there are zero tickets 🤔

[Jessica @jess_shazz]

@TheO2 @O2 @virginmedia @tameimpala @Ticketmaster Tell me why I was in the queue with only 2000 infront of me but when it was my turn, the page refreshed and kicked me out the queue

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Sex Education Spoiler Alert
But I swear to god if Otis and Maeve DONT FUCKING END UP TOGETHER IM GUNNA RIOT

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Does Subway take excess salad payments out of their employees wages? Cause the way they scrimp on the salad you'd think they do

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@ASOS you need sort your live chat out. Pay for Premier Delivery but it's a 2 day wait. Spoke to someone online who said there's a cut off time. Yes I ordered it at 12:15pm but apparently the cut off time is now 11am? Are you havin a laugh?

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@amyblyth13 Hiii hun I saw you liked one of my items, if youre interested in anythin else on my page I can do you a bundle xxx

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The worst thing about Covid isn't the constant coughing, the throat of knives or the migranes that won't let me sleep, it's the loss of taste taking away everything good in my life so now I can't even enjoy comfort eating. Fuck Rona.

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So me and Simon said we wern't doing Valentines presents this year. Little did I know, he only came home from work with a positive case of Rona for me! Above and beyond. Blessed 💕

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Do you think America knows the rest of the world looks at them and laughs?

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Really need to lose weight but also really need a chinese

[Jessica @jess_shazz]

Me when I walked into work today

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Ok so Bly Manor just turns into a drama after episode 4? Like where did the scary go?

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Been for a walk then coffee and some lunch on my own. Honestly never felt so grown up.

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@ALBY_LAD Omg they're everywhere sure there are more than last season

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I've watched 30 minutes of Haunting of Bly Manor and I'm already freaked

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The absolute balls on PrettyLittleThing buying prime commercial slots during Missguided programme on 4 promoting how good of a company they are. Shots fired 😂

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@ALBY_LAD Reload

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What happened to Nelly Furtado cause she had some bops back in the day

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@ALBY_LAD Why does no one I ask ever remember this!!!!