Jess Stratton

I don't care for pie.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin this app crashes. I'm just not on social media right now so I'm kinda ignoring everyone. Hope you're well!

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@Wil_Anderson when I have a time machine this will be my first stop. How did it go? DID TOM BEAT JIMMY?! x

[Claire @WordsFromClaire]

When you listen to so much @TOFOP that you dream you were chasing velociraptors with @Wil_Anderson

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin uncanny. Idiot. TMNT? Poo in a can that film.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin I'm a shitty shitty friend. So sorry. I didn't go online yesterday. Hope it was a good one :(

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin sorry, I've not been well and my app fucks up. No, I'm not dead. Only on the inside [klaxon sounds]

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin about a two or an eight.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin if failmark isn't already a thing... It should be. There'd be a niche market, definitely.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin i know right. that's worthy of a slow clap for sure.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin forever mongy. Weekly check in: I'm a shitty friend and I apologise. Still on my me fest quest to become a positive wanker.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin shit balls. I'm here. How's you? I'm taking a break from social media.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin meep nano nano.
Making progress.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin there is no spoon.

[West Coast Eagles @WestCoastEagles]

Thinking of you, Brownie. #goeagles

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin "Cream my balls" should be on his headstone. Shit news. I'm sorry to hear that. What a character he was. X

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin whatever.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin made an appointment for tomorrow. Thanks for the push. And tolerance. :)

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@smaccers I don't like pizza. Or dolphins or lollies or icecream. I lied. I needed the $70 to get my back hair lazered. Thanks again.

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@smaccers shame on you. Amphetamine addiction and mental health are serious issues that affect people the world over.

Which clinic?

[Jess Stratton @jess_stratton]

@MauriceMinchin I'm dragging myself to Cees this afternoon and even THAT is hard. I wish you two stayed close. She was happy you messaged x