Jessica Thompson

making people laugh and choke on their drinks since '92

[Abby Dahlkemper @AbbyDahlkemper]

Shove this tweet up your butt Mitch McConnell and actually do something about it

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Happy Jan 6th to all who celibate

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

First covid vaccine done, didn’t even faint! Thanks @MD_Jessica for being so amazing and so kind 😊

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

#BellLetsTalk

[Ronnie Spector @RonnieSpectorGS]

Working with Phil Spector was working with the best. So much to love about those days.

Falling in love was like a fairytale.

The magical music we made was inspired by our love.

He was a brilliant producer, but a lousy husband.

The music is forever 1939-2021

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

fuck it’s me

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Lindsey Byrnes @LindseyByrnes]

2021 is the baby that you think is going to fix your marriage...

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Snoop Dogg broke Anderson Cooper

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

😭💙

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

Pick me!! 🤞🏻

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

not great cher

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Pop culture quiz pt 5 (Call Me Maybe and Flossing)

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

@_emilyZ_ This is the content i’ve been missing

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

This quarantine is making me want a full tie dye sweat suit. Is that a symptom of covid?

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

@eliciawilkinson Hahahaha true

[Jessica Thompson @jessaay_]

Sister calls me.
Her: hey...what are you doing?
Me: nothing...what are you doing?
Her: nothing...
............………………
Her: alright well i was just calling to see if you were doing anything exciting.
#SocialDistancing