Jess M (she/her)

[United Farm Workers @UFWupdates]

We often get asked why we cover our skin even in hot weather. Why do we need long pants, long sleeves and head/face coverings in 100+ weather?

Reason one: health experts advise anyone to dress in light layers to keep cool when working in the sun. (1/thread) #WeFeedYou

[Jackie Sojico @jackiesojico]

I just learned that Scotland names their entire snowplow fleet and the names are incredible

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

Hey @CityofWaltham can you put more effective signage on the trails at Prospect Hill Park? Or even physically block the trails? People are ignoring the signs at the entrances from the Highlands neighborhood.

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

Hey @mythsbaby do you have a list of all your sponsors/discount codes online?

Loving The Iliad so far, BTW 🐴

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

@devnul0 Lol tell that to my kid, whose favorite thing to do once he sees snow is SHOVEL and then CLEAR OFF THE CARS 😆❄️

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

As a gift to our friends (you) in a time of crisis, we’ll be keeping a thread here of beautiful, obscure, and often quite useless words.

[Robyn Fennig @wi_statebird]

Story time.
2009. I was 23. I was one of the first documented cases of H1N1 Influenza (aka “Swine Flu”) in WI.

I worked out 5x per week. Played ultimate 5-7x per week. At healthy. Have no immune disorders. Healthy blood pressure. Everything.

I spent 5 days in the hospital.

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

At various points over the last couple years, I've wished to have the AOL Instant Messenger sound as a text notification. I don't know if I've ever said that out loud but NOW MY PHONE IS MAKING THE NOISE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

What they never tell you about provisioning for quarantine is to make sure you have enough space in your freezer BEFORE you do a double grocery shop.

(I can't be the only one... Right? ...Guys?)

[Dan M @milledtime]

@dvntownsend how does one get access to this sweet box seat setup upstairs with your name on it?

[Alexandra Rowland (Newsletter link in bio) @_alexrowland]

BOYS. MY BOYS. Do you know why you dress Like That? Why you have that haircut? Do you know whose fucking fault it is that "acceptable" colors for men are: black, grey, navy blue, olive drab? It is because of one man.

ONE MAN.

BEAU FUCKING BRUMMELL

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

@devnul0 Boozy French toast. @smittenkitchen has you covered.

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

@AbbyThompson @katee_robert Omg same 🤩🤩

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

The fact that I'm having wild déjà vu right now scrolling Pinterest while the kiddo watches Magic School Bus tells me that we're probably both doing too much of these things.

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

"'Tzar giddul banim,' Hebrew for 'the pain of raising children' ... [acknowledges] both the urgency and the seeming futility of getting your message across to distracted, contrary, ignorant, self-centered little fools."
Voice Lessons for Parents, @drwendymogel 🙌🙌

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

https://t.co/GHCLSTHf7c

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

A good read for one who never knew.

[Caitlin @glitterpastels]

@IjeomaOluo To others saying they’ve never known this; This article helped me understand it fully https://t.co/NJoqjv9N7j

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

Nope, did not know. Only first heard it recently and can't remember from who, and now I can work on a graceful call-out if I hear it in the future.

[Jess M (she/her) @jessabug]

Watching @sesamestreet and I think @mythsbaby would be simultaneously entertained and aggravated by the "Calm Down and Think, Elmo!" episode with Cookie Monster as "Perseus" 😂