Jessa

table for 1

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

This might sound pessimistic, but I’ve always wondered why NO billionaire has single-handedly funded the halting or reversal of climate change purely for the narcissistic thrill of being able to say they literally saved humanity.

[bre. @amanimslove]

fico DOENTE em saber que ainda não renovaram essa série pra segunda temporada. eu preciso ver esses slow burns se desenvolverem, eu PRECISO de umas 6/7 temporadas pra ontem

[. @TyyTyra]

Do not take a break from the gym … I repeat
DO NOT TAKE A BREAK FROM THE GYM.

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

I overlook shade because mfs be projecting lmao go heal

[Annalyn Grace 💫 @annalyngraceful]

Since the Odyssey isn’t inviting influencers to the premiere, I think they should invite high school English teachers

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Olivia Rodrigo announces her all-female Daisy Chains Fields Festival.

100% of the net proceeds from tickets will go towards charities that advocate for women and young girls.

Taking place August 29th in Irvine, California.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

The shot of everyone holding up the pickles is genuine art

[Jessa @jessacozta]

On a flight with a window seat next to a moody teenager and his permissive mother who wouldnt stand up to let me get to my seat… I was gonna pee asap but I’m already unsure of how that will go :)

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Jessa @jessacozta]

I thought it would happen at the end of the episode not less than half way

[Jessa @jessacozta]

RUE

[Jessa @jessacozta]

Not even done with the episode and opened twitter out of habit and its been spoiled… damn anyways though fezco just escaped apparently

[ྐ❤︎ @traumadumpling]

good morning obsessors. we in them backrooms today

[Jessa @jessacozta]

And its always a ram too

[Spike @spikesguides]

POV you're already doing 30 over the limit in the slow lane and the fast lane is empty

[Jessa @jessacozta]

The copyright disclosure with the yellow title card is so tacky i’m sorry #euphoria

[Jessa @jessacozta]

NATASHA LYONNE!?

[bug girl @buggirl]

OBSESSION was so disturbing and uncomfortable because the casual selfishness of a man is a terrifying thing. even a man you trust, even a man you think is your friend. you have no idea what autonomy they would steal from you if given the chance and that’s horrifying