jessalyn

Stay weird

[🐝Promenading Anthony’s Pinnacle🐝 @chaoticguitar]

WE SURVIVED TWO YEARS!! BRIDGERTON SEASON THREE PART ONE TOMORROW BABES!!

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

I love love love being single until I have to clean the snow off of my car

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

People who like lime flavored chips are psychopaths, I won’t budge on this

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

My one and only hobby is reading smutty fantasy books and forcing my friends to also read those same smutty books 😈🤭☺️

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

I will be breathing the same air as Tash Sultana in two weeks 😭💕

[Tequilafied @margaritasippin]

Girl dinner

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

I died the day I found out Tash Sultana is married, since then I haven’t truly been living

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

happy 4th to our founding fathers

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what it never was? That serious!

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

You ever hear something that just 100% confirms a gut feeling? Like dayum I WAS right

[jessalyn @jessalyn____]

Woke up to my cats ruthlessly murdering a mouse 😭😭

Moon is quick and Sunny is aggressive as hell so together they make a terrifying murder duo.

I wish the mice could read so I could put up a warning sign “All mice will die in this apartment” 😭😭😭

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Just going to leave this here.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Marjorie Taylor Greene bringing a big white balloon to the State of the Union is the perfect symbol of the Republican Party on the eve of its demise.

It’s all white, full of air, hollow, childish, handled by an ignorant demagogue, and slowly deflating until there’s nothing left.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Even if you found a feral child in the Appalachian woods and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Jerry Springer reruns and corn dog nutrition facts it would still have a better understanding of the United States Constitution than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

Chelsea Handler destroys Marjorie Taylor Greene and it’s delicious.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Donald Trump raised the debt ceiling 3 times -- ballooning the national debt by 39% in just 4 years.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i need a hug (do not fucking touch me)

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I certainly don't have any stupid fucking Joe Biden imaginary superhero cards. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult