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I despise Twitter Jail.

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@plunderbund Ahhh yes. What's been dubbed by some as "The Cybertruck of stadiums"
Rumored to have secured a new sponsor for the remaining $1B cost... Browns fans just can't wait to go totheir first game in the brand new Google Glass stadium!!!

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@JBaileyNFL @darladarko to match your future cyber truck someday you can take it to the new Browns stadium and take pics of them together. #Twinsies

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@CincyShadow The above scenario sounds ridiculous. People would NEVER accept this treatment.
Yet they accept the exact same treatment when they have almost the exact same conversation when they get to the hospital after suffering severe burns during that house fire.

Make it make sense

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@CincyShadow Next yr enroll in lower deductible plan with better fire fighting coverage for inside the house during open enrollment .... good news! Your current house will likely burn to the ground due to lack of coverage, so you'll qualify for special open enrollment period for new home!

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Incredibly accurate comparison - there will never be a better one.
All others hoping for theirs to hit viral tweet numbers need not apply (or reply/quote).
Just re-tweet the one below & move on

#Browns #Stadium #NFL #WorstNFLStadiums #ClevelandBrowns #NewNFLStadiumModel #FAIL

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

The Cybertruck of stadiums

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@LarryJones Also: never vaccinated for covid, flu or pneumonia prior to either time catching it

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@LarryJones 2x. 1st caught while in the ICU, along with pneumonia just to make it even more fun. The fluid in both lungs hung around longer than the COVID did; about 4 wks. COVID lasted about 2 wks.
2nd time with COVID wasn't nearly as bad;but didn't gave pneumonia,so makes sense I guess

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@Crojas0214 @SCRIZZLLEE @infamousbxdon Who tf are you to dictate what classes an entire monolith of ppl should or shouldn't take? Do u know how many electives they must take to get enough credits? If you think all classes are remotely relevant to their majors, you aren't familiar with undergrad experience whatsoever

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Opposed to taking a course on ancient religions in college, such as the Greek or Egyptian Gods, & practices to worship & honor them.
Totally different than a class dissecting hip hop culture & lyrics. Of course, the latter class is a scam, where as the former is legitimate.

[Chris Rojas @Crojas0214]

@SCRIZZLLEE @infamousbxdon If you took a hip hop course in college. Regardless if it’s Kendrick, drake, ll cool j or jayz. You are a fucking loser that’s getting scammed by that college.

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Really starting to want to see Silver Linings Playbook. That's new. #oscars2013

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If I could age like Nicole Kidman, I'd be a happy woman. #oscars2013

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@SethMacFarlane a.) why don't you have a glass of bourbon? Unacceptable b) I'm in Twitter jail bc of your sexiness. You need a warning label

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@siempreuntigre Dude. Twitter Jail might in fact be worse then real life jail. I don't know for sure, but it feels like it totally could be.

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I have no awesome #oscar tweets to #retweet. This plan isnt working out so well. Guess I have to build up a jail account too. #nazigermany

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@Tania8sxfi6e0 rot in hell.

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Ok, I admit it.. #Adele is rockin it. Thank God cause Jennifer Hudson was awful. #oscars2013

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I really fucking hate Twitter Jail. This is some Nazi bullshit.

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@SloppyEli @DouchyJoeFlacco so blatant even Eli gets it ♥ #allfriskytonite

[PenguinBoy Manning @2RangzManning]

@jessalynmc @DouchyJoeFlacco #naughtyJessalyn! I see what you did there! lol