Jessica

Living the dream and annoying the hell outta people since ‘85. I think out loud. Just my thoughts, don’t feel the need to take them responsibly/personally 🤘🏼

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@Matt_Pinner I wear my mum tum wine barrel tummy with pride... Welcome to the IDGAF 40'S I guess 💁🏼‍♀️🥂and I make love to a silverback gorilla of a man who makes sure that I cum multiple times... How's ya Mum's basement?

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@HonTonyAbbott Fuck me dead, the one time I jump on to this cesspool, just about broke my ankle reading the comments

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@POTUS I changed suburbs and I know that I need to turn left on Kegsbreath...

Champagne flutes are ready

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@POTUS Hey dipshit, while I study for a course that will NOT get me onto a mine site because YOU and your fucked up administration cancelled my fuel for the planes to get me to site... I hope everyone in your oval tacky office rots in the darkest pits of hell

❤️‍🔥🇦🇺

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@POTUS And before the red hat brigade comes at me... I don't give a fuck... My profile picture? Yeah that's downtown Vietnam, Ho Chi Minh City or Saigon for any mouth breather that doesn't leave their county/state

You are dying and the entire planet is waiting for joy

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@BarackObama Thankyou for being a wonderful human being... The entire world misses you

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

Just remember that @POTUS will never show Robert Duvall the respect he deserves. He never smelled napalm in the morning

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@Mishi_2210 ACDC

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@JDVance Meet you in the Hague bitch

[cricket.com.au @cricketcomau]

MARNUS ARE YOU KIDDING! WOWWWWW!

#Ashes | #PlayoftheDay | @nrmainsurance

[ktrimpie @ktrimpie]

Death, taxes & Starc taking first over wickets 😮‍💨 #Ashes #AUSvENG

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@mrmikeMTL School shootings

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@piersmorgan We think you are a delusional, whiny bitch! When are you going to learn that the 🟠🌮 is NOT your friend?

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

Memories of sitting on a beach at sunrise, watching fishing boats getting ready to sail and feed their families, their restaurants with Catch of the Day

@POTUS thinks it's ok to blow these out of the water. People just trying to feed people

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@EricTrump That's the movie ya fucking dick weed

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

Hey @POTUS Sir Les has more respect than you, you tandoori fuckwit with beyond next level Dementia... Texas sized 10 4, I held my Grandad's hand on his last breath... The ENTIRE WORLD IS WAITING FOR YOU TO KICK THE BUCKET... The 94 year old made more sense than you

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@maddenifico If American racists, that decided to cosplay because they didn't vote... They don't want to be in the FAFO Stage where they are now definitely in the FA because they finding out... Fuck @amazon #boycottbezos

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @jaredkushner @SteveWitkoff @marcorubio President Vagina Neck did what?

The entire world hates your family. Are you not upset that the Venezuelans bringing your coke to shore got blown up?

Ohhhh yeah, he signed off on Biden's Peace Plan you grifting coked up mother fucker

💙🇦🇺

[Jessica @jessandrobert]

@DrewPavlou That car would buy a granny flat... My 7 year old knows that his VNSS will buy him a house... I worked in parts, sweet faaaaaark all for a 5.0 fuck I got abused for not having points on the shelf 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Andrew Hastie is condemning his own party for letting the Australian car industry die

A king. Make this man leader