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[LilDiva HeadComeOff @JoshuaSimonSays]

Every sandwich is 17 dollars now why

[xander @whosalex]

i love illegal immigration. get in here shawty!!

[🥷🏾 @NikeTechRanger]

Apple can fold that phone up they ass

[③ @zurskiii]

Terrible sandwich btw

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over

[Scotty @Dotsy1978]

Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

I have stage four terminal swamp ass

[belike @belikebei]

lo bueno de ser hipócrita es que hoy puedo hacer lo que critiqué ayer

[kelly ⚢ @indiekcamila]

queria poder salvar e cuidar de todos animais em situação miserável no mundo inteiro

[ً @artfuIchaos]

everybody wanna be mean until it’s time for me to be mean

[garshmo @garshmo]

September has been insane

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

i love ending on bad terms fck you btch

[ivi @ivizkii]

losing your sneeze feels like getting edged

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sorry I missed your call, it’s just that I don’t use my phone for that

[Nagee @IamNagee]

stay away from me with that mad at the world shit I like to laugh & enjoy life

[` @schiz04renic]

i absolutely JUDGE people based on the way they treat animals

[Max Julien III 🎰 @KarterMcFly]

RL Stine was feedin the streets wit Goosebumps

[⋆˙⟡ ash | lost tour vancouver 🛸 @swiftie1ncanada]

pre concert anxiety is so funny im not going on stage why am i nervous

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

i wish i was as tired at bedtime as i am throughout the entire day

[slur @sluurred]

having no respect for wildlife is the quickest way to lose my respect