Jess.

A little bit of Jessica, here I am.

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

Twas the night before UofL Homecoming Week! Are you ready for a week packed with Cardinal pride, tradition and connection? Let’s make it unforgettable. Check out the full lineup of events at https://t.co/qsAY23GL8W. ❤️🖤

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

Something special is happening at @UofL! On Oct. 21-22, we invite you to be part of #RaiseSomeL, UofL's annual day of giving. Become an advocate to energize the Cardinal community for a chance to win UofL swag, signed balls and suite tickets! ❤️ https://t.co/2ziwS9h451

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

Ready to relive your glory days? UofL is introducing an exclusive alumni-only residence hall—because once a Card, always a Card. Perks include Chick-fil-A meal plans and mandatory 8 a.m. classes for true authenticity. Claim your spot at https://t.co/yFPYbT0lxP

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

Let's go! @LouisvilleMBB vs. Duke tonight at 8:30 p.m. EDT in the ACC Championship!

📍 In Chicago, Denver or NYC? Join one of our alumni chapters to cheer on the Cards!
📍 Local to Louisville? Head to TEN20 Craft Brewery — our official game watch spot!

🔗https://t.co/zXd1q7HS4b

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Alrighty, just another 1460 days to go.

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

Bingo. #LoveisBlind

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

PS - Head over to https://t.co/l5U2BwL2Gg to watch both Insta lives at the Belknap and HSC campuses. #RaiseSomeL

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

I had so much fun directing the @uoflalumni #RaiseSomeL live segment this morning with @joshheird, @PeypeySiva3, @deionbranch84, @ULPresSchatzel, and many more! There’s still time to give at https://t.co/jLF8XejZq3! Make your gift and make an impact!

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

*Dr. Dunkenstein has entered the chat.* #RaiseSomeL

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

Less than 5️⃣ hours left of our day of giving and we still have 5️⃣ states to secure! Can you help us turn the nation Cardinal Red, New Mexico, South Dakota, Nebraska, West Virginia & New Hampshire? Head over to https://t.co/2ziwS9hBUz to make an impact with a gift of any size!

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

@UofLAlum Let’s turn the nation Cardinal Red! https://t.co/jLF8XejZq3

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

I know that’s right! It’s my favorite day of the year…UofL’s annual day of giving! #RaiseSomeL with me by heading over to https://t.co/jLF8XejZq3. Your gift of ANY size makes a BIG impact!

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

🎉 It's time, Cardinals! Our annual #RaiseSomeL Day of Giving is officially here! For the next 1,798 minutes, we’re coming together to show our Cardinal pride and make a difference. Visit https://t.co/2ziwS9h451 to give and spread the word! #GoCards #RaiseSomeL

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

Strands #129
“In Neverland”
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🔵💡🔵🔵

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

@akwatts22 Why don’t you stop tweeting and go look for my keys.

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

Raise Some L for UofL!

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

Hey, Cardinals! #RaiseSomeL has officially started! Head to https://t.co/2ziwS9hBUz to make your gift today.

[Jess. @jessapeakebae89]

I am SO excited for all of the exciting content my team is pushing out during #RaiseSomeL this year! Head over to https://t.co/jLF8XejZq3 to make your gift (or share this post because we’ve REALLY worked hard on this campaign!)

[Louisville Alumni @UofLAlum]

🚨 Breaking News! @uofl #RaiseSomeL is officially underway, and @ULPresSchatzel has a special message for you! Make your gift at https://t.co/2ziwS9hBUz!