My boss asked if I'm excited for my birthday lmao
It's a week before Christmas and all my friends can't hang bc it's snowing or they're at a Christmas party lmao.
Like, it's safe to say I f*ckin HATE my birthday lmao
As a taxpayer I am sick of these disabled people who have $3,501 in assets, such as a dented 2005 Toyota Camry, who also want to be able to eat food. Food or the Camry, choose one. That's the American dream. https://t.co/Id4Q1oqvx0
A cyclist (identity currently unknown) died at Linden & 12th this week. To honor them and call attention to the dangers of unprotected bike lanes, we formed a human-protected bike lane.
Bollards are heroes.
@BrittneyBardin Oof girl stay healthy!! The lab I work at handles a lot of dengue testing and that’s not fun! I have heard way too many horror stories!!
Driving through Idaho and it starts smelling like baked potatoes...
Daniel: “Driving into the potato sunset. This is what dreams are made of. Come to the potato butter light!”
It has been almost 40 years since The Jerk came out, so here's a video from eight years ago of the wonderful @ZooeyDeschanel and I singing Tonight You Belong to Me.