jess

i’d like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a cosmopolitan

[Hetty ⋆˖⁺‧₊☽☾₊‧⁺˖⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

If I hired a pet sitter for my cat and they let it out and it got killed by coyotes. And then they texted me saying that “I prayed about it and I’m at peace”. I would be on they ass for 30 days and 30 nights. It’s no fucking way in hell lmfao

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

Just realized we’re like 6 months away from presidential campaign launches

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I’m so lucky I get to live to see a beautiful picture like this

[drake baldwin akgae @yejiiiiiz]

i feel like i’m watching my little fish in my little fish tank

[Mia Cola @ColaCoca95]

#SummerHouse

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I love movies and music. I also love to laugh and eat. That’s it

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Bro tonight is about to be 27 accidental screenshots of my lockscreen

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The hidden force:

[reb @rebmasel]

Carroll, now a bright spot on our Moon, because four people, who traveled farther from Earth than any human in the 4.5-billion-year history of Earth has ever been, loved someone so much, they carried her the whole way there.

[MOTHER @MOTHERMAGE]

i love being from the south. grits are so good

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO drag us

[abet @abetblessings]

sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love

[Zito @_Zeets]

Just imagining the fans of this administration who love things like this. Must be so nice having no thoughts.

[cesar @trashpopsong]

we need to give these women an exceptional merit in television primetime emmy im not even kidding anymore

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

This country has endless funds for doing stuff TO people. It’s when you want us to do anything FOR people that we’re suddenly strapped for cash.

[Sarah Langs @SlangsOnSports]

An elementary school class wrote to Ozzie Albies for recommendations for fish for their new class pet

He showed up and taught them how to take care of it, set everything up and gifted them one of his own fish

🥺🥺🥺

Baseball is the best

(Andreia Albies/IG)

[bebe ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @EkbladCrave]

I would love to be an olympian with no chance to medal it must feel like a Miami girls trip