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if bumble bees were trees
their knees would be leaves

[Jess🐝🌱 @jessb_221]

That little bit between Newton Abbot and Exeter St David's where the train is almost in the sea is my most favourite part

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@CallumMuggaGee Right on bird

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Im just tryna vibe on the train and all these emmets are getting sand and kids everywhere.

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"Any refreshments?" The man asks as he sprints with his trolley through the carriage. It is only courtesy, he does not want to give you any refreshments. By the time you even consider a 'yes please' he is two carriages down. You are too late. It's over.

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@enrednall It is indeed! Did i tell you i wrote an essay on Barbie as Rapunzel?!

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So satisfying but also a bit sad...
#annotations #literaturedegree

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@halle_merrick Drinks? Yes. Hotel? Trivago.

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Just got shat on by a seagull. I will be filing a report.

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Also i'm back on twitter, feel free to mute me :)))

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@articulate_frog :)) thank you!! Hope you're well and doing okay!

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She's only gone and finished her dissertation a whole three days before deadline

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@Kara53031013 🥰🥳thank you!!

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@TEXASREZN1KOFF She was white, but had inherited an incredibly tanned complexion from her mother, an impossible cowlick in the middle of her bangs, and the knack to make a mean cherry pie. Her father, however, had only passed on his terrible eyesight and the inability to express emotions.

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@TEXASREZN1KOFF Maybe shuffle it around a little bit? Maybe like

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@enrednall This is the problemmmm🥺🥺

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Please comment all the reasons why i should absolutely nOt get a fringe because January blues is a v. persuasive bitch on the topic of fringe contemplation.

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@DaviesK4212 Nooo dont tempt me😭

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@TEXASREZN1KOFF Ahgh okay, thank you!!

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Sorry its nye and no one is selling doodleboppers???
Its a good job i have a stash of multicoloured pipe cleaners

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@CallumMuggaGee He's winning the emmy