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NYU Steinhardt MM ‘20

[jess @jessbauer17]

I drink iced coffee so much that my Face ID on my phone recognizes me with the straw in my mouth good morning

[sophie🎃👻 ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ @amidalaahsoka]

“Rape allegations ruin men’s lives”
I fucking wish

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

how anyone would be influenced by, or even listen to a single opinion, from someone who would admit this out loud. my god.

[Kasey Steffek @KCSteffek]

“Why does everything suck? Why is everything shitty? Why is everything gray? Why is everyone so dumb and illiterate?” Questions many people ask.

This is what happens when the humanities are consistently pushed to the back and defunded while everything/everyone prioritizes money.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I actually think we SHOULD ruin the futures of adult men who druġ and gang r@pe a woman, YES thanks for asking.

[🫪xǝlɐ @laundryy_dj]

this shit drives me nuts. night driving used to be relaxing 20 years ago. now if you don't have the tallest vehicle on the road you're near blinded at all times it's actually fucking terrifying

[gabe @allgarbled]

Bro, just use the passkey. It’s in the magic link. It’s in your authenticator app. We sent you a code. It’s 2FA with your phone and yubikey. It’s face id. It’s sign in with SSO. Just enable touch id. Do you want to stay signed in? (we’ll log you out anyways)

[chase @cfree94]

a former employee coming out as saying AI could 100 percent eventually kill humans and then opening instagram to see everyone using chatgpt to see “what we’d look like in the 80s”

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sunday but open on Labor Day is very American in a way that would get lost in translation if I tried to explain.

[sarah @saz_theman]

i’m hearing a lot of “justice for the clancy kids” except nobody saying that understands what justice would look like. justice for them is not finding her guilty. it’s overhauling the medical system that FAILED them and FAILED their mother

[lo 🦭 @packersloren]

No matter where you stand on the Lindsay Clancy case, I think it’s wild that men are using it to say women should not have the right to vote.

[Matthew Ivan @matthewivan77]

i think if you say the phrase “i’ll ask chatgpt” out loud in a social setting you should get house arrest for the next 3 weeks

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

the fuck-you-die administration says fuck you die again today, same as yesterday

[Indie Book Spotlight @BookSpotlight]

If you use gen AI, you are not an artist. End of.

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

yes i DO think you’re a loser and an idiot for using generative AI! yes i DO think you’re fucking stupid if you ask chatgpt questions! i do not respect you!

[Kyle Katarn @Ky1eKatarn]

It's absolutely okay to mock, belittle and ridicule AI creators

[dan and phil intern⁷ IS MEETING DNP @boyz_with_phun]

i’m so serious if generative ai ceased to exist tomorrow, nothing in my life would change except for the fact that i’d be less pissed off and frustrated and that most of the apps i use would start working properly again lmfao

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This is obviously sweet but the reveal of the duck is Arrested Development-esque

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You can turn anyone into a socialist just by telling them things CEOs have said