Dating apps be like:
Matt, 30, financial analyst, enjoys craft beer and hiking
Matt, 33, holding a dead fish: “let’s eat pizza and watch the office”
Matt, 28: “if you don’t work out we won’t work out” “go birds” 6’1” because apparently that matters”
I’m finally catching up on UKvtW and Sminty is pissing me off because how do you come back for ALL STARS and still not know the lyrics to the lip sync songs??? And then to blame someone else for your elimination!!! The audacityyyyyyy
MAGAs: We don’t care that tr*mp is a rapist, pedophile, murderer, cannibal, con man grifter starting wars and aiding in genocides because of *lower gas prices* !!!!
The gas prices:
Had a s*x dream about the man who ruined my life and gave me lifelong trauma and now my brain is hyper fixated on him yayyy cool cool cool cool cool cool