Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS

ask me why I mourn

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

I am glad to see John Oliver agrees with me on the most important topic - octopuses are cool! Let them take over!

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Hello, internet! We made you this video about octopuses. Because octopuses are cool, we’re still on hiatus, and again, can’t stress this enough, octopuses are so cool:

https://t.co/KFz1gePHwB

[Chris'thulu, the Accursed Harbinger 🐙🐲 @komradekhris]

The entire Poor Things conversation is just proof that people cannot handle consuming a movie that isn't didactically telling them how to feel at every single moment

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

Nance if you liked her so much maybe you could have told her to go home to her family at some point instead of propping up her corpse like a voting puppet

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

Senator Feinstein was an iconic, indomitable leader with whom I had the privilege of serving and sharing a beautiful friendship.

Today, I wrote about what I’ll always remember about Dianne Feinstein, San Francisco’s Forever Mayor, in the @sfchronicle.

https://t.co/6ZGUAEyazB

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Many free speech absolutists seem not to realize that it’s not just defending people they like, like Nazis and religious weirdos. If they truly believe in free speech, they have to defend all sorts, even schoolteachers and librarians and children they don’t like the look of.

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

Fun fact: in France, Netflix already reports their viewership to writers monthly and pays writers based on that viewership, because it’s the law there. They literally already have this system in place.

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@catshouldnt

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

You can’t tell me that’s not the iron giant

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

CGI or not, pareidolia remains fundamental in human brain’s physiology. It’s the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one sees an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Reporting the truth about Republicans would involve observing that they are an authoritarian hate group, and doing so would violate the notion that press fairness requires balance more than it requires accuracy—a notion Republicans themselves have worked decades to establish.

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@shockproofbeats @JonnElledge Stand him next to any normal woman with good skin and he looks absolutely ancient

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@LolOverruled Actors strike means no press

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@AliciaRushton7 @babbymd It’s a disease or whatever, extremely thoughtful

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

Gosling shines in Barbie but we must never forget those who paved the way. Chiefly Kevin Kline gifting us the greatest on-screen himbo and possibly funniest performance in a movie…ever?

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

The reason yall be having all these technical degrees and making 300k but keep falling for conspiracy theories is because you thought English classes were stupid in college and now you don’t know what a logical fallacy is.

[danita @danitasteinberg]

I love Sinead. A true artist with the utmost integrity and strength. Just 13 days after the infamous SNL moment, she got booed at a Dylan tribute. She stood there for two minutes until she stopped the band & doubled down w/ a HAUNTING rendition of Marley's 'War'. Unbelievable.

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@hulu_support It seems to be an error with episodes of Love Island specifically, I’ve checked on multiple different devices and gotten the same result - the audio options are available but no captioning. Is this a known error?

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@hulu why don’t you value your customers with hearing problems? Taking away subtitles from the platform without warning and for no reason means I should take my money away from you just as fast. How are you going to make this right??

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@NussbaumAbigail @RottenInDenmark We have whole corners of the media screaming and crying “I’m not owned”

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

Somebody needs to check on Lady Gaga right now

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@OurMovieGuide @cornelia_august @Smith79Neil Didn’t see him in the first couple seconds until I rewatched - the Christopher reeves reanimation was too distracting!

[Dr. Chubby Blankets, DDS @jessblaster]

@KatyaKatKate @cornelia_august @Smith79Neil Ah yes Christopher Reeve is in this clip for like 20 seconds, but I see now it starts with a short clip of George Reeves that I didn’t notice at first! It is gross in both cases and I hate it even more now