Jessica Anderson

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Um. Anyone else concerned with the fact that national dog day and women's equality day are on the same day? Must've been planned by an old, white man. #thinkaboutit

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

When your exes watch your Insta-stories... #aww #shouldagotyourshittogether #nowwatchthis

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

If I were to leave this earth it would be but with the faintest whisper, scarcely a soul to hear it.

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

You know it's bad when your local establishment, who knows your name, is sick of you. #fml #suchaloser

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Had the best dream that @jtimberlake asked me on a date to play basketball at Basketball Bar, a fictional place where you can hoop and then have a beer. #bestdateever #keepdreaming #mydatinglifesucks

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

@jimenright here it is! This could be a fun use for Twitter!

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Man-children. If u send stupid texts, u should know I'm gonna share them with my friends and we're gonna laugh and laugh at your expense. #manchildren #levelupman #whyimstillsingle

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Ever notice how ppl only listen to respond w/their own story and don't even listen to what the other is saying? #ThanksObama #peoplesuck

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

3 local comedians at the bar next to me, conversational jokes. They think they're funny. Me... meh. Not so much. #dontquityourdayjob

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Chipotle for lunch then? https://t.co/VUcqKpgwxq

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Relationship troubles have burrito bowl solutions.

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

Happy 4th! So lucky to live in a country where we're free to make fun of those in power.

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

God, you know it's bad when #farmersonly seems like a good idea.

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Drownin' in #90shiphop. #gettinthroughit #lovehurts https://t.co/1Yc3FvpypB

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Can't imagine why I'm having a difficult time picking paint colors. #beergoggles #50shadesofgray

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

When your noon-hour calls get rescheduled, you take a #wagwalk with this amazing fellow, Hank.… https://t.co/JcqOyWHjQg

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

@ESKIvert Twitter won't let me DM you. :( I'll find u on LinkedIn and send a DM there. #securityiskey

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Social stories are a MUST for any brand! Thanks, @LauraEWilson, for the info and inspiration at #DSDEN! #instasnapbook #selfieanxiety

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

@AmirAlsay @Domotalk Aka the responsible party! #marketingchokehold

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

Favorite things heard in my last #DSDEN session: "efficiently voluminous" and "chokable throat." #buzzwords @Domotalk

[Jessica Anderson @jessbot50]

@somaddiesays I was thinking the same thing! Would be SO helpful! Especially with so many sessions to choose from!