Jess

25 // tweet a lot about cpfc and other sufferable topics

[Jess @jessburrellx]

My not so little cousin 🤝 breaking the backs of crystal palace legends 😂

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Got to be over for Roy now surely?

[Jess @jessburrellx]

@Lee_1sted Sounds like we have the same luck!

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Will Ayew ever play a full 90? 🙄

[Jess @jessburrellx]

14 years ago.. some things never change 😂

[Jess @jessburrellx]

If any of my followers live around Bromley/Lewisham, please could you keep an eye out/check your video doorbells for any sightings of this lady. Last seen Lewisham Clock Tower 1:30pm yesterday. Known to use the 261 & 119 buses. She is 80, vulnerable and her family are worried.😢

[Kent 999s @Kent_999s]

BROMLEY: Have you seen Barbara who has been reported as going missing in Bromley Town Centre this lunchtime? Police describe her as a “High Risk Missing Person”. She is wearing a light green/blue hoodie with black leggings and carrying a M&S bag. 📞👮🏻‍♂️101: Ref CAD3536:16Jul23.

[Kent 999s @Kent_999s]

BROMLEY: Have you seen Barbara who has been reported as going missing in Bromley Town Centre this lunchtime? Police describe her as a “High Risk Missing Person”. She is wearing a light green/blue hoodie with black leggings and carrying a M&S bag. 📞👮🏻‍♂️101: Ref CAD3536:16Jul23.

[Jess @jessburrellx]

No better feeling than being asked if my parents are home & getting to tell the delivery driver I'm the homeowner 😂

[Jess @jessburrellx]

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[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

Look how happy he is man… https://t.co/ye8b6Aa4Mf

[Jess @jessburrellx]

The plot to The Handmaid's Tale is suddenly not so dystopian 😳

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

The passage of no- fault divorce resulted in a 20% decline in suicide for married women in the first decade, and about 40% decline since the first law passed in 1967.

The GOP wants dead women, dead children, and they - and all their self-appointed 'fighters' - need to be stopped.

[Jess @jessburrellx]

@originalblunden Glad its not just me!

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Confession time.. I don't have the ability to say no to people, so when I have men knocking on my front door asking to quote my doors and windows, I arrange for them to come back at a time that I won't be in..

[Jess @jessburrellx]

@19SA99 🤣🤣

[Jess @jessburrellx]

How are we getting rid of Patrick on St Patrick's day? The irony doesn't stop 😭😭😭

[Jess @jessburrellx]

@Rhys__Burrell Same 🤣🤣🤣

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Slightly spooked by the fact that March scored in the 15th minute on the 15th March 🤣

[Jess @jessburrellx]

@NYEagles They could at least offer me a job! Always noticing stuff like this 😂

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Shivers!! Olise you beauty

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Right ok bring back the premier league now

[Jess @jessburrellx]

@BradBterry Love your optimism! See you in Europe 🤣

[Jess @jessburrellx]

Sky sports news if you wanna see us lose