jess

yikes, brother.

[jess @jesscalaurn]

Second life begins around 35.

[miri @mishtimere]

30 is not even old you guys are just not cool thats why you think life ends at 30

[jess @jesscalaurn]

I wish I had a me for me.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The majority of you are stupid.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

To me, its not even about Mitch McConnell anymore.

We have a real problem when a Senator can just disappear for six weeks with only the vaguest of explanations & the whole institution just kinda shrugs it off.

Every other job in America would fire you for this.

[sami landri ❤️‍🔥 @sami_landri]

Je connais mes limites… c’est pourquoi je vais au-delà 😮‍💨 #acadie #wap #femmeforte

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Who made this, god damn it?! Speak up!

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

It’s a damn shame what Pinterest did to that app. It’s unusable now.

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them drive Camrys.

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

nothing hurts more than seeing myself again in the same situation after getting better for a while.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Nobody breaks the fourth wall quite like Julie Andrews. A single glance at the camera is enough to steal the entire scene.

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

I’ll never understand it

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Need to join an adult debate club or something. I need to speak more. Words are being jumbled up in my mouth and I don’t like it.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

IS ANYONE ELSE ALSO COMPLETELY WORN OUT BY THE NONSTOP FUCKING NONSENSE WE'RE LIVING THROUGH 🤔🖐🖐

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’m not the worst off financially but i do think if an upper class person swapped places with me for a month they’d k*ll themselves

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience.

[august @regularaugust]

This is what every tweet about Obsession is like

[X @Xouy17]

Yall be caring about being judged by the most regular lame ass humans on earth Imao.