fat elvis

predicting an Eagles Super Bowl win since 1993

[fat elvis @jessco00]

Paraguay, uraguay they’re all a gay USA in 4

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@Eagles Braden Mann is the only player who deserves a vote right now.

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@JeffKerrCBS @Devan_Kaney You bang this chick Jeff?

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@josey_orr She almost caught him. Can’t have his slow ass on the field .

[⛳️ Caddyshanks @caddyshanksnews]

that random single you got paired with

[fat elvis @jessco00]

Fool me twice, huh

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

The person caught the same fish a month and a half later.

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@PHLEaglesNation Delete your account

[fat elvis @jessco00]

Well my dead and bloated matthew Perry costume seems uncouth now

[Patrick @FakeNewsPat]

Zack Wheeler. That’s the tweet. Amazing tn

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@LoboExplosivo Just had to stop naming horses after awhile. Was getting too tough everytime I’d run into a tree and we’d both roll off a cliff

[fat elvis @jessco00]

Normalize men with birthing hips!

[20Finishes @16Submissions]

Ppl might not like it,
But this is peak male performance
#ufc #diaz

[☁️ ᴉʅɥsɐ @swiftinspires]

which lover bodysuit? #taylorswift

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@LoboExplosivo Nah dude you’re hud for sure

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@LoboExplosivo Lol @ explained who he’s married to. My niece I would just have to say “Chet hanks dad”

[fat elvis @jessco00]

That’s one of godzillas eggs

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Japanese officials sealed off a beach on Feb 21st to investigate a large, mysterious metal sphere of unknown origin. Very likely an unususally shaped a mooring buoy

[read more: https://t.co/a2SkYL7qqv]
https://t.co/sKOe6j5r1h

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

It’s SuperBowl time so let’s do the new Grey Slay SB jerseys! 🔥🔥 RT for a chance to win! I’ll pick 2 winners Monday! #FlyEaglesFly

[Patrick @FakeNewsPat]

Will always root for that man.

[fat elvis @jessco00]

@ki_hurley You wouldn’t get invited

[fat elvis @jessco00]

In all trades there’s viktors and there’s losers