jess

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Viola Davis has officially achieved EGOT status.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have intimate knowledge of coffee and espresso

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

hey (with the intention of slow dancing in the kitchen together)

[jess @jesscwolfe]

me .35 seconds after I tell @jaredwolfemusic I’m hungry and he doesn’t immediately present me with a snackie.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bills OC Ken Dorsey LOST IT in the coaching booth. Oh my.

[jess @jesscwolfe]

@StanleyBrand done ☑️

[Maddie Zahm @maddiezahm]

✨INEVITABLE✨ this is the last love song I wrote for a boi. I love the innocence in my voice as a 23 yr old who had just moved away from everything she knew. I like that this song is a time stamp of who I was and what I thought love was before I actually experienced it(:

[jess @jesscwolfe]

my husband, of nearly 4 years, just asked me what The NeverEnding Story was.

and then proceeded to guess, “Oh, from Stranger Things?”

———

please respect my privacy during this extremely difficult time.

[Donna Auter @dkauter]

How about instead of saying “she shouldn’t have been jogging at 4:30 in the morning”…we say that no one should be fearful of being abducted or killed on a run. She did nothing wrong. #bebetter #ElizaFletcher

[jess @jesscwolfe]

ugh so glad I live here again. 🥲 nothing like it.

[Asheville Pictures @AshevillePictu1]

More blue ridge layers. Admittedly very similar to my other recently posted photo, that one was shot at a 205mm focal length and this one is 293mm, which when you compare them side by side actually does result in a distinctly different look. Anyway, I hope y’all enjoy it.

[Ellie Devine @LastGorgon]

Inside every woman is two wolves. One wolf want long gorgeous mermaid hair. The second wolf wants to just chop it all off. There is also a crow pulling the tails of both wolves saying to get bangs. The crow is the most dangerous.

[jess @jesscwolfe]

my next tattoo

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this:

/ \
/ \
/pumpkin\
/ Spice \
—-——-
/ anti \
/depressants\
——————
/ Iced Coffee \
-———————

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater

[j✿ @poisonopium]

my brand

[jess @jesscwolfe]

but actually 😭

[Ellise @httpxellise]

dear August, please be gentle to our mental health.

[Irish Literary Times @IrishLitTimes]

Best table by far