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[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[lils @thecruelcardan]

“if you want to fuck, i’ll fuck. but you’ll have to cross the floor cause i refuse to fuck on tory benches.”
#PeakyBlinders

[Jessica @jessdarbysmith]

@wildflower_02 @TheVampsBrad @CharlotteDS15

[Jessica @jessdarbysmith]

Parklife Weekend VIP ticket for sale, open to offers!
#parklife #parklifeticket #parklifeweekend

[Jessica @jessdarbysmith]

The Vamps!!🌸🌸 #Trenthamlive

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life

[emmy🤍 @youmemmatsix]

if you’re racist while drunk you’re still racist, i don’t understand how that’s even an excuse people still use

[les @crybabyleli]

tattoos: u want me

me: I want u baby

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[James Brittain-McVey @TheVampsJames]

X

[laura @lxuradxvies]

i personally think prince phillip would die if we fed him a tangfastic

[lucy 🇵🇸🍉 @xlucymoorex]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

[Michaela Garrow @GarrowMichaela]

If you have 5mins, pls check out my cover of all I ask by Adele 🥰 https://t.co/YJvXa1XzVC

[Joshuwah @wwwaahh]

Pubs open on the 21st June

The morning on 22nd June:

[West Yorkshire Police @WestYorksPolice]

@weetabix @HeinzUK Even though this is criminal, please don't ring us to report it.

[Jessica @jessdarbysmith]

fucking embarrassment

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Matt Hancock - I'm really glad that we can send out free school meals when schools are out.

Piers Morgan - If you're that glad... why did you vote against giving free school meals?

#GMB