Jess

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Whatever female went to a bar in Warren last Saturday and gave Jeremy my name and my number instead of theirs. I just wanna know why

[Jess @jessdevyn]

@sscorpio_mae Thank you so much! 🤗 will be doing all of this lol

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Just went into a house that is “haunted” and now my DVD player keeps opening and closing by itself rip to me

[Jess @jessdevyn]

If I’m almost 26 and still eat pizza lunchables is that weird

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Just washed my AirPods 👍🏽

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Iced chai latte with oat milk and brown sugar syrup at starbs

TRUST ME

[Jess @jessdevyn]

I will pay someone to go see the goo goo dolls with me in august

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Someone at work just asked me “is that everything?” And I said “I’m good how are you?” And now I want to d i e

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Is it too early to have tequila asking for a friend

[Jess @jessdevyn]

My inbox is open to Spotify playlists please

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Forgot to put my car in park and didn’t even realize I was rolling forward because I’m clearly an idiot

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Stole a bottle of LOGANBERRY WINE from my parents house and I am very happy rn

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Having a glass of wine with dinner when dinner is a hot dog isn’t weird right

[Jess @jessdevyn]

I just want to know why Tim Hortons thinks when I say 1 cream in my iced coffee I mean 18. Every time

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Been out running errands all day and just noticed my leggings have been inside out and also backwards

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Maybe one day I won’t cry when I have to leave my dog at the vet 🙃

[Jess @jessdevyn]

The buy now button on Amazon is dangerous

[Jess @jessdevyn]

Cider and vodka >>>>>

[Jess @jessdevyn]

It’s cool if I just have white claws for dinner right