jess 🫖🌱

she/they

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

“You’re a teacher? so cute!” is so patronizing, and people only speak that way because it’s a female dominated profession built primarily on the intensive and skilled labor of women. I’m almost done with my second masters degree and I have 6 teaching licenses, but yeah, cute.

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

🇵🇸Announcing my super well planned:
PCRF Fundraiser!!
(Palestine Children's Relief Fund)

Featuring:
⭐️Sonic Frontiers' Final Update
⭐️Ribbit (Deltarune Mod)
⭐️Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: H Edition
⭐️Plus mmmaybe other stuff?

🔴 Starts tomorrow (June 11th) at 3pm EST on YouTube

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

🇵🇸TODAY!!!
Fundraiser streams for Palestine Children's Relief Fund!!!

Featuring:
⭐️Sonic Frontiers' Final Update
⭐️Ribbit (Deltarune Mod)
⭐️Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: H Edition
⭐️Plus mmmaybe other stuff?

🔴Starts TODAY at 3pm EST on YouTube and continues 6/12, 6/13, and 6/16

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

@jenofoldstone I gasped, now I am thinking “wow!!! She is so pretty!!!!”

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

@kyolipington *googled what this meant* for sure

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

my fifth graders going “new lore unlocked” when I share anything about my personal life

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

it’s literally January and I’m crying about how much I’ll miss my students when the school year ends in June. Girl get a GRIP.

[yooms 📣 @pupchannie]

I LOVE AQUARIUMS AND I LOVE MUSEUMS RAHHHH👹👹👹👹👹

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

@pupchannie most based thing I’ve ever read

[yooms 📣 @pupchannie]

I could be in the arctic circle and still order an iced coffee

[yooms 📣 @pupchannie]

today’s hams #keroppics 🍖

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

@saltydkdan talking about the creator of one piece

me: “yeah he sounds babygirl”

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

I lived through parent teacher conferences. I had to talk to grown ups ALL DAY!!

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

*resigns*

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

My toxic trait as a teacher is that I am the distraction in the classroom. Absolutely no one is more unfocused than me. During lessons that I made myself.

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

kindergarteners quotes:

“If I can’t hold your hand when we walk in the hallway I will DEFINITELY freak out.”

“You got SONIC STICKERS???? FOR US??”

*pulls an unwrapped crayon out of the bottom of his shoe* “this is for you.”

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

I have my first teacher observation tomorrow. Hoping to not throw up or die during it. ✨

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

abbot elementary is so real lmao

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

@butchboynaughty made this of my vibes and I’m sobbing and weeping

[jess 🫖🌱 @jessdoesstuff1]

@BinjoMonkey You can do it bestie!!! They are lucky to have YOU! 💓💓