just a messterpiece

she/her. ope, sorry. etc.

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

hey speaking of which i missed my PT appt because i wrote down the wrong time, wish my brain weren't FUCKING CAULIFLOWER

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

--helpful pharmacist had my refill ready a couple weeks ago, which was a couple weeks before i actually needed it since i started late
--lost it? accidentally threw it out?
--part of what it's for is my memory issues
--feels v. much like needing your glasses to find your glasses

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

What phrase lives in your head rent free?
Mine is Maya Rudolph saying ~Bbubble Bbath~

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Healthy? Have an unknown virus/infection.
Recovered? Have some strep that tests negative repeatedly so you go days without treatment.
Getting treatment? Have this itchy rash all over your body.
This flesh truly is a prison. 🙄

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Posting this here because it's v important

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Someone please vaccinate me.

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

lmao i rolled my ankle on a cat toy wtf

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

The only thing that has helped my throat is not eating solid food for days on end but I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY ugh

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

So we put the cat bed on my night stand because Rootbeer liked to perch up there and we figured it would be her new comfy perch
but now she sleeps there every night instead of being wrapped around my head like a beanie
and I just feel like I robbed myself a little yknow

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

due to personal reasons I will not be waking up tomorrow

[Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero]

I feel like we have two choices:
-I could tell you the truth about that mysterious item given to you as a child that represents your destiny and explains the plot
-or I could just kinda shrug my shoulder and offer a crooked smile

Only one of these options gets you a trilogy.

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Not with anything specific
Just like
In general

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Hey can somebody help me

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

somebody help me beg @ItsKeyes to make a tiktok for this one !!

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

🎶me want pet
me want give fireball caress🎶

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

🎶me want pet
me want give fireball caress🎶

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

((She has not actually choked on string))
((Though not for lack of trying))

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Rootbeer is such a worried baby all the time,
like whenever I shower she screams outside the curtain until I return alive from the scary rain,
and when I floss she puts her paw on me and screams with concern. Like "hooman you will choke on the string, I know for I have done it."

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Glad I wasn't the only one who found Castor's argument to be rambling and incoherent 🤗

[just a messterpiece @jesse_mcf]

Take me back to my early 20s when I took 0% care of myself and felt 100% fine.
Either so I can re-live it,
or punch myself in the fact for being such an asshole to my future self.