Jesse Oxenberg

6'3 living in a 5'8 world.

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

Thanks again @maggierogers.

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

@JimGaffigan

[Scott Hoying @scotthoying]

Love you, Avi ❤ https://t.co/PJdueyVIDI

[ACLU @ACLU]

We'll see you in court, @realDonaldTrump. https://t.co/LjGWu7gU5J

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

If one of your tinder photos is just a photo of your truck you don't also need to say you're "masc" in the bio. We get it.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Wow. Don Lemon doesn't hold back.

[David Catanese @davecatanese]

Here's the full crowd as #TrumpinAZ finishes up.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What...the...FUCK is happening in our country? Our president just...sided...with...Nazis and white nationalists. Holy. FUCK https://t.co/YJzAQBUJgp

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

It's @Grindr. You can at least use proper grammar.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There is only one side. #charlottesville

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

Terrifying.

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

@michhh5 Why did you just tell me that! $100 later....

[Ellen Degenerate @EllieKauf4realz]

Happy Entertainment 7twenty day, everyone! Throw some $$$

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

@libkauf Would you pay $400 to see @PTXofficial with me at the #MinnesotaStateFair? #3rdRow

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

@kristikarma my duchess.

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

@maggierogers **cue me falling immediately after this was taken**

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

I stand by it

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

How many minutes is appropriate between ordering drinks? 2? K. Cool.

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

Happiest of birthdays to my duchess @jacobhavlik

[Jesse Oxenberg @jesse_oxenberg]

If somebody could make me a "gay & single" shirt so I don't have to say it with my eyes every night that would be great.