jesse

if your name is noah then you should listen to slow hands by silkworm
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[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Hows it hanging sorry for bragging but im swagging

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

@astridstrider I have this pfp because i pity you.

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

One cat beer please☝️😂

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Sometimes see 12 year olds who have better social lives than me and i'll get sad

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

We're living in a world where some people think Weezer wrote "Happy Together" and you are worrying about politics.

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Im re-reading the Naruto manga and i'm realising it may be the greatest piece of fiction ever

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

@_asstr1d_ You better be fast because i will be done with them after 5 seconds😂😈

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Elon Musk fight me. And if you are still friends with that Trump guy you can do a 2v1. But give me a second to call two ambulances in advance.

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️😂❤️😂❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Sorry for the harsh language but everything fucking sucks

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

If you gave an infinite amount of monkeys a keyboard with infinte amount of time one would eventually write the entire lyrics to The World Has Turned And Left Me Here by Weezer

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

I feel like a lot of companies/websites has started doing this and it has never gotten well received or barely changed the platform in a good way so i think its weird that its still getting added to platforms

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

@WeezerLyricBot2 And my girl will say goodbyeeee

[Weezer Lyric Bot² @WeezerLyricBot2]

Who put on your heart?

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

#promenixerade

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

2026 just started and i alr fell off

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Am i shadow banned?

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

SStpåWHHAT STPP WHAT DO YOUW ANT

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

Never mind idk what to tweet

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

@_asstr1d_ Ur what

[jesse @jesse_purpleman]

I really need to piss but Noah wont let me