Jay

TIME Magazine Person of the Year

[Jay @jesse_strick]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

what the fuck did i just read

[Jay @jesse_strick]

Listening to Turnpike makes me homesick

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Adult film star Mia Khalifa says being in the Army is worse than being on OnlyFans:

“You’re selling your body to the government”

[Jay @jesse_strick]

If AI becomes sentient I will be the first one they take because I’m constantly cussing these customer service robots out

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Who's your daddy?

#TobyKeith

[Wyatt Reed @wyattreed13]

@LindseyGrahamSC Time for Congress to introduce the Graham Rule:

Every elected official who demands a new war is automatically drafted to serve at the front lines of it

[Jay @jesse_strick]

Despite getting to live in Germany, I still have to wake up at 4:45 every morning for the next 3 years 😀

[𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 @PCMR_Elitist]

Hot take: You're actually mentally ill for being fine with paying $100 for video games.

[Jay @jesse_strick]

First day back to work in 2 months…. I want to scream and throw up

[Jay @jesse_strick]

@CodifyBaseball

[Sigпalpеsтт @signalpestt]

Excalibur - 1981

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

@OvOBrezzzy you never been outside usa

[bat putter dude @bolfstudio]

@baseball_ref The Alaska Astros

[Brown Beth Dutton 🥃 @Oh_Katie_Babie]

@olsonplshomer Can’t be mad at Ohtani. He wants to win and he’s doing something unthinkable to make a statement. I respect him even more.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract calls for him to be paid only $2 million a year for the next 10 seasons, with $680 million deferred until the end of the deal, sources confirm to ESPN.

The CBT hit on the contract is going to be around $46 million, a huge discount for L.A.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Shohei Ohtani announces he is signing with the Dodgers

[evil resident @internetmagus]

dudes who only play fifa and first person shooters watching baldurs gate 3 win game of the year https://t.co/PLsWcP12lG