Jesse Stuart

Senior Software Engineer. λ calculus makes me swoon.

When not coding, photography is my jam. 📷

Used to do neuroscience. @Vassar alum. NYC livin'.

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

@Foodkick Hi! Getting an error message: "Unable to place order contact customer service." No answer when I try calling said customer service. Thoughts?

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

@_tessr Why restrict it to WFH? Everyone knows it’s not *real work* unless your blue switches (you prefer brown, or clear, but wield blue as a sonic weapon) can be heard in every corner of the office. 😎

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@stefpix Oh dear. If you’re going to form a photographer-huddle, show some respect and do it pantsless 🙃

Reminds me of this excellent piece by @paulreiffer https://t.co/SAxwYdNOrT

[Also, directly from the IE site: https://t.co/lOGLYFCvDX]

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@MarkDFink Hiya! 👋 Stumbled on your portfolio looking for shots of the Hudson Highlands; couldn’t believe when I saw the collection of scenes @ Vassar, my alma mater :) Super impressive! Have you written anything on the gear / post proc. workflow behind those 360° panos? Just curious 📸

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Real talk though, the work out of Adobe’s Sensei lab has been pretty damn incredible if you’re into e.g. perceptual cognition, neurophenomenology, and other fun things like that :)

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One day people will just stop taking photos and the robots will have won https://t.co/v0FbB7gnfJ

Some people bust out their topo map/compass to predict the exact moment the sun sets between two peaks. Now any GD student can layer mask in any sky of their choosing in mins.

[Neovim, e/plugins @Neovim]

Nvim 0.4 tagged for release. Represents ~2700 commits since v0.3.4, the previous non-maintenance release.

Robots from the future are forging binaries from molten C99: https://t.co/LTO18BN7oU

Mortals are inscribing a newsletter on strange, glowing parchment.

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@codecov Still having issues — a mix of 503’s and 504’s when trying to authenticate :( *ops-hug*

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@JuliaNunes SO. PUMPED.
1) I have an extra ticket if you’d like to help find it a nice home?
2) Any idea what time your set starts? Assuming the 7:15 time listed is for openers, but don’t want to take any chances 🙃

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

@elibelly Second law of tech-company thermodynamics: all confluence docs trend inevitably towards obselence.

(Ok, I don’t 100% mean that; but I do think inline docs I can easily grep through >> proprietary formats — except for RFCs / design docs where the intent is to solicit feedback) 🙃

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

Some awesome improvements here, esp. around general tooling and DX. Feels like RN is moving past the pain points of its pubescent years (huge shout out to @ReactNativeComm) 🎉📱🖥

[Michał Pierzchała @thymikee]

React Native 0.60 is out and it's powered by React Native CLI v2.0 🚀. It comes with *a lot of* improvements. One of which is the documentation, which I highly encourage you to read 🤓

https://t.co/U9vEw95pAb

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

@MatthewGerstman 1) The @babel/preset-typescript vs `tsc` shift: the community’s converged on the former as transpiler, but still causes confusion for newcomers.

2) Ditto @jetpacmonkey re: advanced types — some brilliant patterns there, but underused IRL b/c many devs don’t even know they exist.

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#shakespeareinthepark never fails to delight and surprise. Thanks @TodayTix @PublicTheaterNY!

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If this gets 100 retweets @MatthewGerstman will share a music video he made in college set to @onedirection's "What Makes You Beautiful."

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

@MatthewGerstman @_peggyli Future hit single lyrics:
“Can’t Load Test My Love”
“If you liked it, then you should have put a cache on it”
“Here’s my number (or not), call Promise<Maybe>”

[Jesse Stuart @jesse_stuart]

Hey #frontend people, if you enjoy A+ #webdev news & discussion, delivered weekly with a side of terrible puns — do I have the show for you.

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If this gets 100 retweets @MatthewGerstman will share a music video he made in college set to @onedirection's "What Makes You Beautiful."

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@MatthewGerstman @tylrtrmbl @JesseGomezBrain Omg link to said publication please. These are the questions neuroscience was destined to tackle; my boy ramón y cajal would be proud.

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@lindawatkins @gatsbyjs Hiya! Unfortunately wasn't able to make it to the talks (but thanks for the offer / being flexible!). The receptionist @ 166 6th Ave says I just missed you all — any chance people are still out and about for happy hour?

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@yuribroze Oh just wait — it only gets better. No other show out now is able to cram in as much commentary (ridicule?) on Western philosophy / religion / etc. in such a delightful medium. You'll enjoy Chidi. :)