Jesse Velleman

Dees footy

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

I’ll never understand people who stand in line for 30 minutes waiting to board a plane. Just sit down and relax, and join the line 2 minutes before the gate closes.

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

It’s almost 3:00am here in Paris and I won’t be getting a minute of sleep tonight. Never been so nervous. 🔴🔵 @melbournefc #RaiseHell

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@rohan_connolly @anthleeholmes Was sitting in the cafe... I was so inspired that I went home and did 20 myself

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@rohan_connolly @anthleeholmes You had really good form with those squats RoCo

[Andrew McGlashan @andymcg_cricket]

Can we really say how unplayable that ball to Vince was without knowing where Steven Smith would have hit it for four? #Ashes

[7VFL @7VFL]

Q4 | Two former Seagulls link up before Ashley Krakauer kicks the sealer!

@portmelbournefc is off to it's 33rd @VFL Grand Final!

#PJVFL

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@joelbassat They'll deal with it in the same way that the Dees dealt with the Saints today...

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@kelseykrakauer @jazcalderon12 can confirm

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

A lead of 87 after our 1st innings, and a deficit of 187 after their 2nd innings...the writing was on the wall... #INDvAUS #87

[Victorian Cricket Team @VicStateCricket]

What a match from @MStoinis! The first Australian to take 3 wickets and score a century in an ODI #vicsdoitbetter

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@gary_velleman congratulations!

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@joshbaron_ @joelbassat @ShapiroBrent apparently @kelseykrakauer is stepping up

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

@seinlanguage @kelseykrakauer this is so relatable

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

The true beauty of sport #Japan #RWC2015

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

2/222 #richiebenaud

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

Wowee what a game #NZvSA

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

Great to see @JackWatts4 preparing for tomorrow's match by completing the Jerusalem Half-Marathon @melbournefc

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Jerry: “Yes, I’m lactose intolerant.”
Donna: “Really?”
Jerry: “I have no patience for lactose. And I won’t stand for it.”

[Jesse Velleman @jesse_velleman]

Who's your favourite player to watch in #BBL04? #AskRicky

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

Estelle Costanza: “I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park.”