Jesse Zombro

Hampden-Sydney College Alum | ΔΚΕ | Revelations 9:6

[D O N D E R @DonderLeNasHawk]

Hamlin literally did everything right.

He won the most races.
He was consistent.
He kept his game up throughout the entire playoff run.
He performed when the lights shined the brightest.

All of it GONE. Because someone ELSE had a tire failure.

There's no more excuses.

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

Some may view tonight as the first game of the NFL Season.

I view it as the 1st of 285 opportunities for a Scorigami over the next six months.

Buckle up. Football is back.

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

“HE LED THE 2023 GIANTS IN TOUCHDOWN PASSES IS WHAT HE DID. HE’S A BRAVE QB FROM NEW JERSEY. AND IN THIS HOUSE, TOMMY DEVITO IS A HERO. END OF STORY”

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

amazing medieval words you should definitely add to your vocabulary, a thread:

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Stork. She’s helping me give away a set of custom wedges with @CallawayGolf! We’ll even put a pic of your dog on the third one ⛳️🐾

To enter, retweet this post & follow @puppiesandgolf, a nonprofit serving dogs and shelters in need. 14/10

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

Who wants to win the first ever ⁦@EliManning⁩ bobblehead? RT or comment for a chance to win!

Good luck! #TogetherBlue #ELIte

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Retweet to enter to win a 2021 Opening Day @NewEraCap Gold Collection Prize Pack.

✅Two 2021 Opening Day PNC Diamond Club tickets
✅Two New Era Gold Collection Caps
✅One Nationals player autographed baseball

#NATITUDE

Rules // https://t.co/oKp0TOZNtI

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Pete Rose played Major League Baseball for 24 seasons, from 1963-1986, and had more hits, 4,256, than any other player (by a wide margin). He gambled, but only on his own team winning, and paid a decades long price. GET PETE ROSE INTO THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME. It’s Time!

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Eli Manning and the #Giants took down the 18-0 #Patriots in Super Bowl XLII. One of the biggest upsets in sports history.

[africa by toto bot @africabytotobot]

I bless the rains down in Africa

[Sean Doolittle @whatwouldDOOdo]

Half Street Boys

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

Adam Eaton’s been practicing for this moment his entire life.

#CHAMPS // #FIGHTFINISHED

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

✅ Came back down 3-1 in B8 of the WC game
✅ Came back down 2-1 in the NLDS, down 3-1 in T8 of Game 5
✅ Came back down 3-2 in the #WorldSeries, down 2-0 in T7 of Game 7

Most impressive of all?

✅ Drank from a trophy that seems specifically designed not to drink from

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

For the first time in 95 years, the #WorldSeries champions are from Washington, DC.

#STAYINTHEFIGHT

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Rendon ready to celebrate 🤣

(Via @DanMullen_ESPN)

[ESPN @espn]

D.C., this one's for you.

The Nationals are bringing home the World Series title for the first time in franchise history 🎉

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

WORLD SERIES CLINCHING

*deep breath*

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT